Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 9:28 pm
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"Hello there, adventurer. Welcome to my home. At this moment, I cannot give you any sort of item, <IMG SRC="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b354/ ... 1/oldm.png" ALIGN=RIGHT ALIGN=MIDDLE>hint, or magical tomfoolery. Where are you going! I can still be useful to you, I'll have you know. Let me tell you a story. This isn't your regular story, oh my no. This is a story of swordsmen and magicians, of young and old, good versus evil, light versus darkness, terror and thrill, metaphor and rhyme, and most importantly...”
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“Are you trying to tell that stupid old yarn of a story again? I tell you, you old fogey, no one wants to hear that; why don't you hobble off to bed and stop wasting these young persons' ti--”
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“Consarnitt woman, would you shaddap an' let me tell my story? It'll do these young kids some good to hear someone who isn't a moron do some talking. You just git back in there and sew me some underwhatchits, y'hear?”
<center>Inaudible mumbling and bickering can be heard.</center>
"Hello there, adventurer. Welcome to my home. At this moment, I cannot give you any sort of item, hint, or mag--” ... He squints at you. “Oh, you're still here. As I was saying, <IMG SRC="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b354/ ... 1/oldm.png" ALIGN=RIGHT ALIGN=MIDDLE>this is a story about a group of people who made one of the largest impacts on the fate of Hyrule, nay, the world, Navi... Er, a large group of sixty men and women, and one man who stood at their head and led them through times of great peril. A shadowy cast of characters, and an even darker and more disturbing series of events. But first, let me get you acquainted with the people involved...”
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“This is the most boring part of the story, kids. If you want to leave and come back in a few days, he should be done talking about the 'Apostles.' Whoever they were...”
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~ This is the sort of things legends are made of... ~<IMG SRC="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b354/ ... 1/oldm.png" ALIGN=MIDDLE></center>
"Hello there, adventurer. Welcome to my home. At this moment, I cannot give you any sort of item, <IMG SRC="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b354/ ... 1/oldm.png" ALIGN=RIGHT ALIGN=MIDDLE>hint, or magical tomfoolery. Where are you going! I can still be useful to you, I'll have you know. Let me tell you a story. This isn't your regular story, oh my no. This is a story of swordsmen and magicians, of young and old, good versus evil, light versus darkness, terror and thrill, metaphor and rhyme, and most importantly...”
<IMG SRC="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b354/ ... oldw-1.png" ALIGN=LEFT>
“Are you trying to tell that stupid old yarn of a story again? I tell you, you old fogey, no one wants to hear that; why don't you hobble off to bed and stop wasting these young persons' ti--”
<IMG SRC="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b354/ ... 1/oldm.png" ALIGN=RIGHT>
“Consarnitt woman, would you shaddap an' let me tell my story? It'll do these young kids some good to hear someone who isn't a moron do some talking. You just git back in there and sew me some underwhatchits, y'hear?”
<center>Inaudible mumbling and bickering can be heard.</center>
"Hello there, adventurer. Welcome to my home. At this moment, I cannot give you any sort of item, hint, or mag--” ... He squints at you. “Oh, you're still here. As I was saying, <IMG SRC="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b354/ ... 1/oldm.png" ALIGN=RIGHT ALIGN=MIDDLE>this is a story about a group of people who made one of the largest impacts on the fate of Hyrule, nay, the world, Navi... Er, a large group of sixty men and women, and one man who stood at their head and led them through times of great peril. A shadowy cast of characters, and an even darker and more disturbing series of events. But first, let me get you acquainted with the people involved...”
<IMG SRC="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b354/ ... oldw-1.png" ALIGN=LEFT>
“This is the most boring part of the story, kids. If you want to leave and come back in a few days, he should be done talking about the 'Apostles.' Whoever they were...”
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~ This is the sort of things legends are made of... ~<IMG SRC="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b354/ ... 1/oldm.png" ALIGN=MIDDLE></center>