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Title: i herd barack obama became president
Post by: Gamefreak on January 20, 2009, 04:29:35 PM
PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN!
Title: Re: i herd barack obama became president
Post by: Darth Wyndisis on January 20, 2009, 04:41:22 PM
i thougt it wer dick cheny but he had a hert atack adn barack was his vp so he got in
Title: Re: i herd barack obama became president
Post by: MagmarFire on January 20, 2009, 07:20:05 PM
i tout it wer ur mom
Title: Re: i herd barack obama became president
Post by: Hi no Seijin on January 20, 2009, 07:22:50 PM
On a more serious note, I was mad at CBS for pushing aside a special Mentalist for a special on the inauguration, but it's not even a new episode of The Mentalist.
Title: Re: i herd barack obama became president
Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 21, 2009, 03:32:54 AM
he didn't say the oath right so that means he's not president

gg hussein better luck next time
Title: Re: i herd barack obama became president
Post by: DW on January 21, 2009, 07:03:20 AM
It was actually the guy reading the oath to him that screwed up.
Title: Re: i herd barack obama became president
Post by: The Glamour Nazi on January 22, 2009, 11:05:13 AM
The world is ending!
Title: Re: i herd barack obama became president
Post by: DW on January 22, 2009, 03:24:51 PM
hey so obama redid the oath since he screwed it up

betcha wish Bush could do that with his presidency

lololol i just said something bad about Bush
Title: Re: i herd barack obama became president
Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 22, 2009, 03:26:28 PM
lol hes a dumb monkey

haha im so clever

NOT

im actually a dumb liberal
Title: Re: i herd barack obama became president
Post by: The Glamour Nazi on January 22, 2009, 03:27:37 PM
I'm not and shika your stupid. I just said something bad about you so... HA!
Title: Re: i herd barack obama became president
Post by: DW on January 22, 2009, 03:29:52 PM
your parents must be proud
Title: Re: i herd barack obama became president
Post by: The Glamour Nazi on January 22, 2009, 03:31:34 PM
They are... I think... What about yours?
Title: Re: i herd barack obama became president
Post by: DW on January 22, 2009, 03:32:20 PM
they're not, actually. it's depressing.
Title: Re: i herd barack obama became president
Post by: The Glamour Nazi on January 22, 2009, 03:34:15 PM
It's okay... *pats back* Here have a cookie.
Title: Re: i herd barack obama became president
Post by: Pale Dim on January 22, 2009, 04:17:43 PM
I predicted it. And (edit: Dang it) I am proud to be an American once again!
Title: Re: i herd barack obama became president
Post by: Hi no Seijin on January 22, 2009, 05:33:40 PM
Quote from: Shika on January 22, 2009, 03:32:20 PM
they're not, actually. it's depressing.
You can borrow my parents if you want to.
Title: Re: i herd barack obama became president
Post by: Pale Dim on January 22, 2009, 05:44:32 PM
My parents would object...If I let you borrow them.
Title: Re: i herd barack obama became president
Post by: Hi no Seijin on January 22, 2009, 05:47:29 PM
Not my parents; they always wanted a kid from Washington.
Title: Re: i herd barack obama became president
Post by: Pale Dim on January 22, 2009, 05:58:18 PM
Meh. Well, adopt!
Title: Re: i herd barack obama became president
Post by: Hi no Seijin on January 22, 2009, 06:05:19 PM
Why adopt when you an kidnap?
Title: Re: i herd barack obama became president
Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 22, 2009, 06:06:12 PM
it's called the law son
Title: Re: i herd barack obama became president
Post by: Hi no Seijin on January 22, 2009, 06:11:07 PM
The law is no fun.

Chaotic neutral ftw.
Title: Re: i herd barack obama became president
Post by: The Glamour Nazi on January 22, 2009, 06:12:14 PM
Nah I'm true neutral, I swing both ways. If I was a girl that would be so hot...
Title: Re: i herd barack obama became president
Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 22, 2009, 06:16:57 PM
it's hot with guys too you sexist pig
Title: Re: i herd barack obama became president
Post by: The Glamour Nazi on January 22, 2009, 06:39:18 PM
... Well that girl thinks so...

Girl Who's name I cannot remember from lucky star: Whats Yaoi?

Girls friend: AH! Uh... which definition.

I loled at that
Title: Re: i herd barack obama became president
Post by: DW on January 22, 2009, 09:19:59 PM
Yaoi is the antichrist
Title: Re: i herd barack obama became president
Post by: Pale Dim on January 22, 2009, 09:22:38 PM
It's always the bad girls that will break your heart that are the hottest.
Title: Re: i herd barack obama became president
Post by: DW on January 22, 2009, 09:23:29 PM
Not necessarily. It's just that the ones who do have appeal and know it tend to use it.
Title: Re: i herd barack obama became president
Post by: The Glamour Nazi on January 22, 2009, 09:25:42 PM
I actually don't like really hot girls. Average is great for me!
Title: Re: i herd barack obama became president
Post by: Pale Dim on January 22, 2009, 09:28:43 PM
I like girls who have substance around their gut. Not the kind of girl that is thinner than a straw.
Title: Re: i herd barack obama became president
Post by: The Glamour Nazi on January 22, 2009, 09:29:46 PM
Really pretty girls have a tendency to cheat...

(learned hard way.)
Title: Re: i herd barack obama became president
Post by: TP Zelda on January 22, 2009, 09:30:33 PM
hiya
Title: Re: i herd barack obama became president
Post by: Pale Dim on January 22, 2009, 09:32:37 PM
Hi.

So you had that experiance, too, huh? Sorry about that. I've been dumped, I've dumped girls myself, and for one girl I moved away from.
(Oh, Amber! I'll never forget you!) Ah, 3rd grade was a good time. Good time.
Title: Re: i herd barack obama became president
Post by: The Glamour Nazi on January 22, 2009, 09:35:00 PM
Yeah... remeber when girlfriends were someone you punched all the time?
Title: Re: i herd barack obama became president
Post by: Pale Dim on January 22, 2009, 09:37:43 PM
Nope, can't say that I do..... :-[
Title: Re: i herd barack obama became president
Post by: The Glamour Nazi on January 22, 2009, 09:39:23 PM
I had this one girl who liked me and she beat the crap outta me.
Title: Re: i herd barack obama became president
Post by: Pale Dim on January 22, 2009, 09:41:04 PM
Okay, that's when you slowly back away, go home, and report her to either the police or the looney bin.
Title: Re: i herd barack obama became president
Post by: The Glamour Nazi on January 22, 2009, 09:43:41 PM
I remember when you made fun of people you liked. Maybe that was just everyone I knew. I used to like older girls but not I'm liking younger ones.... hmmm...
Title: Re: i herd barack obama became president
Post by: Pale Dim on January 22, 2009, 09:50:07 PM
Are you talking specifically about me? Or are you saying you as in "typical people", or something like that?
Title: Re: i herd barack obama became president
Post by: The Glamour Nazi on January 22, 2009, 09:52:53 PM
you=Everyone.
Title: Re: i herd barack obama became president
Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 23, 2009, 05:53:03 AM
Quote from: linkdragon0 on January 22, 2009, 09:25:42 PM
I actually don't like really hot girls. Average is great for me!

lol i bet you also like vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles

and wonderbread mayonnaise sandwiches
Title: Re: i herd barack obama became president
Post by: Gamefreak on January 23, 2009, 07:09:19 AM
Quote from: Commodore Anime on January 23, 2009, 05:53:03 AM
Quote from: linkdragon0 on January 22, 2009, 09:25:42 PM
I actually don't like really hot girls. Average is great for me!

lol i bet you also like vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles

and wonderbread mayonnaise sandwiches

GET OUT OF MAH HEAD!
Title: Re: i herd barack obama became president
Post by: The Glamour Nazi on January 23, 2009, 09:34:42 AM
OMG COMMODORE! I WANT THOSE THINGS!

Minus the Mayo...
Title: Re: i herd barack obama became president
Post by: MagmarFire on January 23, 2009, 03:34:40 PM
Mayo's good when used correctly. ;D
Title: Re: i herd barack obama became president
Post by: The Glamour Nazi on January 23, 2009, 03:35:24 PM
Blech I hate Mayo.

So did Obama reely becum pres?
Title: Re: i herd barack obama became president
Post by: Hi no Seijin on January 23, 2009, 03:35:53 PM
Nope.  His evil twin did.
Title: Re: i herd barack obama became president
Post by: Pale Dim on January 23, 2009, 03:38:23 PM
Yeah. Now our country's gonna plummet under the control of his evil twin.
Title: Re: i herd barack obama became president
Post by: The Glamour Nazi on January 23, 2009, 03:42:41 PM
Oh... okay ;D
Title: Re: i herd barack obama became president
Post by: Pale Dim on January 23, 2009, 06:27:54 PM
Yes, he won the election! He got inaugurated two or three days ago!
Title: Re: i herd barack obama became president
Post by: The Glamour Nazi on January 23, 2009, 06:28:54 PM
I really hope the wind didn't blow or dumbo would have flown away.
Title: Re: i herd barack obama became president
Post by: Commodore Axilon on January 23, 2009, 08:22:33 PM
truly the perfect metaphor for this fledgling administration
Title: Re: i herd barack obama became president
Post by: The Glamour Nazi on January 23, 2009, 08:30:44 PM
I don't understand that and now I'm leaving :o
Title: Re: i herd barack obama became president
Post by: Fishalicious on January 25, 2009, 11:11:59 AM
related:

(http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk3/temporize/macros/bush_macro.jpg)
Title: Re: i herd barack obama became president
Post by: Pale Dim on January 25, 2009, 12:10:57 PM
Classic.
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