An announcement(about me)

[Keaton]

That comes later, HnS.  It's Ohio, then world.  Haven't you seen his agenda?

[Hi no Seijin]

Nope.  I'm afraid the awesomeness would blind me.

[Gamefreak]

My agenda:

1. Oregon, Ohio
2. Ohio
3. U.S.A
4. World
5. ??
6. Profit

[DW]

I believe step 5 would be a vacation house in Chuck Norris' Beard.

[Keaton]

Chuck Norris has no chin, though.  Beneath Chuck Norris' bead lies but another fist.

[Hi no Seijin]

My eyes!  The sheer brilliance of this plan has blinded me!

Wait.  I looked directly into a light bulb.  Never mind.

Still, good agenda.  Start small and work your way up.

Hail Il Palazzo!

[MasterKeyX]

So if you take over the world, make sure to spare me. I don't want to fall to the flaming hands of death that will become Gamefreak.

[Gamefreak]

The (active) members of Desert Colossus will be given positions as diplomats for parts of the world.  

Sign up soon, key countries are filling up fast.

[DW]

VENEZUELA!

I hear it's lovely in the fall...

[Hi no Seijin]

British Isles.  I hear it's lovely year round.