Fish Attacks

[Fishalicious]

26 dead, 297 injured and two left traumatised.


Some of these are just downright hilarious.

[MagmarFire]

That's just creepy. >_<

[Zelda Veteran]

Don't ever post anything like this again without warning me :P
I just killed a half hour and those articles.

[Fishalicious]

I thought they were more funny than creepy:

"Man attacked with stuffed fish
Nor do the fish have to be freshly dead. An American woman used a stuffed swordfish to attack her boyfriend during an argument, leaving him with several cuts to his arms and shoulders. Ouch."

Can you imagine explaining that to someone?

"oh hi my gf cut me with a dead fish ):"

[Mysterious F.]

Wow, these ARE hilarious! It's also a good thing I dn't eat seafood.  ;D

[Zelda Veteran]

Funny as it was, I still killed an ENTIRE HALF HOUR XDD
I thought it was one massive attack, and thats what piqued my curiosity.

[Mysterious F.]

I thought so, too. You really should tell people that it's just a list of random fish attacks, instead of one very large one, Fisk.

[Twilight Wolf]

Some of those were pretty crazy...

How'd you come across this article? It's not like you're the type of person who enters "fish attacks" into Google.

[Fishalicious]

Or do I....?


Actually, I'm a member of WTF_Nature on Livejournal. It's a pretty nice community, though a lot of it's pretty NSFW - It's where I originally found "Harlequin Fetus" and the "Montauk Beast". Hell, I was one of the first people to say that it was nothing more than a mere raccoon [ which has, in fact, been proven. :B ] on there.

[darkphantomime]

Whoa... 36 hour long trip...THAT's something...

Certainly something I'm not stupid enough to try though :\