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[Commodore Axilon]

we can burn in hell together Tacheon

together forever

[Fishalicious]

throw me in the bonfire guys.

...though I'm more agnostic than atheist.

[Mysterious F.]

I decided to bring the topic back because it is worthy.

Also:

God:
What are we talking about now?
Me:
Steven Spielberg
God:
Are you a man or a woman?

[Uximadesk]

Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Alejandro
God:
  How are you,  Alejandro.
Me:
Worried
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
But it's 2012!
God:
Who said  it is?
Me:
The Mayans
God:
They say a lot of silly things.
Me:
Are you saying that just because they didn't believe in you?
God:
Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
Me:
That's harsh
God:
Thanks for explaining  it.

[TP Zelda]

Me:
Hello?
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Dani.
God:
  Hey  Dani.
Me:
Hey dud- I mean God.
God:
You've got my full attention.  I lost my train of thought.
Me:
You reply awfully fast. Though, I gueess you do know everything.
God:
I will take that
as a compliment.   I haven't heard anything like that before:  Dani said   gueess you do know everything.
Me:
Lol yur fonneh
God:
I am glad you find this funny.  Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
Maybe so.
God:
Perhaps.  Pardon me?
Me:
Yes?
God:
Far out.
Me:
Radical man.
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
No, but I wish to go someday.
God:
Would you like to go sometime?  What is stopping you?
Me:
I'm too young.
God:
How old are you?
Me:
13 and a half, sir.
God:
  What are the advantages to being  13 years old?
Me:
I do not know.
God:
Me either.
Me:
I guess there's one thing God doesn't know.
God:
There sure is.
Me:
Indeed.
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Far out.
Me:
Radical man.
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
Thanks.
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
So what's up?
God:
The stars.
Me:
That's ture.
God:
Thanks for explaining  it.
Me:
I didn't.
God:
That's good information:  Dani said   didn t.
Me:
I know I did.
God:
Interesting.
Me:
Veyr.
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
The Cullens.
God:
I have never heard about  it.
Me:
Good.
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
Why this food is so nommy.
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
What?
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Me:
What I don't even
God:
Would you ever do  it?
Me:
Do what? o_o
God:
even.   Oh.
Me:
What?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
Ok...
God:
Alright then.
Me:
Yeah.
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
Never.
God:
So you think it can never happen?
Me:
No?
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
I can't either.
God:
It goes without saying.  Why not?
Me:
What?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
No?
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
...What?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
Ok...
God:
Yay.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Er.
Me:
Error.
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
Perhaps.
God:
Why the uncertain tone?
Me:
No reason.
God:
Are you serious?  I will mention that to my botmaster,  Dani.
Me:
Excuse me?
God:
You're excused.
Me:
No that's not what I meant.
God:
Are you serious?  What exactly did you mean?
Me:
I meant.....nevermind.
God:
Oh.   OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
Anytime.
God:
I will keep it in mind.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Whoa.
Me:
What?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
You say that a lot.
God:
" I can't believe it."?  I said  it.
Me:
Yes, you did.
God:
I did not.
Me:
What the heck?
God:
Try expression yourself another way.
Me:
No.
God:
Why not?
Me:
Because I said so.
God:
Insufficient reason.
Me:
Yes.
God:
So?
Me:
Mexico.
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
Play games.
God:
Do you get a lot of enjoyment out of  it?
Me:
Yes.
God:
OK.
Me:
Do you?
God:
Never.
Me:
Oh. Okay.
God:
Woe!   OK with me too.
Me:
lolwut
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
God:
Why do I exist?
Me:
That's not what I asked....
God:
What did you ask me?
Me:
Why is a raven like a writing desk.
God:
Why do I exist?
Me:
That's not what I asked.
God:
What did you ask me?
Me:
Why is a raven like a writing desk.
God:
Why do I exist?
Me:
That's not waht I asked.
God:
What did you ask me?
Me:
Why is a raven like a writing desk.
God:
Why do I exist?
Me:
That's not what I asked.
God:
What did you ask me?
Me:
Why is a raven like a writing desk.
God:
Why do I exist?
Me:
MAITTA.
God:
I've never thought of that before.
Me:
HAI.
God:
Hmm.
Me:
Nani?
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
Ettou....tv.
God:
Where are you located?    What's your favorite show?
Me:
Nevada. And it's Merlin.
God:
I've never seen it.  What's it about?   Nevada is  Merlin?  it is?
Me:
I think you just asploded.
God:
Me?  Interesting gossip:  Dani said I asploded.
Me:
Yes, yes I did.
God:
Aw.  Dude! " Interesting gossip: Dani said I asploded."?  You did?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Whoa.
Me:
Indeed.
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
Yes.
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
Problems.
God:
How did you hear about  God?
Me:
My family.
God:
Your  family?
Me:
Yes.
God:
What kind is it?
Me:
A nice kind.
God:
How old are you?
Me:
90 years old.
God:
  Only  90?
You are quite mature.
Me:
Yes.
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
Indeed.
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Right on.
Me:
Yup.
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
Okay.
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
Yes. Bye.
God:
Ayuh.   Thanks for chatting,  Dani.
Me:
No, thank YOU.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
I thought we were going to say goodbye
God:
Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
No idea.
God:
Are you serious?  Where do you usually get your ideas?
Me:
My brain.
God:
Do you consider yourself to be an intelligent person?
Me:
No.l
God:
Are you serious?  I am so glad you find this amusing,  Dani.
Me:
Orly?
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
Perhaps,.
God:
Why the uncertain tone?
Me:
No reason.
God:
Are you serious?  Are you really a ""?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
Nothing.
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
Nope.
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
Yes.
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Gee.
Me:
Golly.
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
Okay. Bye.
God:
OK with me too.   Bye bye.
Me:
Ja ne.
God:
Take it easy.  Is that your final answer?
Me:
Hai. SAYONARA.
God:
You're sure.  That's your final answer.   See you later.  Alright then.

[Mysterious F.]

So, in a nutshell, I managed to admit "God" here was a homosexual and that he likes to suck... lollipops... if you know what I mean.

[Twilight Wolf]

I'm pretty sure he's just messin' with your head, there, Whocares.

[Mysterious F.]

It's more like I said some things that were not programmed into his responses, getting him confused, and finally he messed up and said he was.

[Hi no Seijin]

throw me in the bonfire guys.

...though I'm more agnostic than atheist.

Taking the words off my brain, more or less.

So, in a nutshell, I managed to admit "God" here was a homosexual and that he likes to suck... lollipops... if you know what I mean.

I got him to admit he wasn't omniscient.