A Deadly situation

[Zelda Veteran]

Ok guys this is weird. I love my x gf more than life, but we recently got in a fight. Now she gets her big dude to IM me and tell me to come and fight him. I am by the way, and im taking my dagger. Im not going to let him live, but I need opinions here. How exactly do I kill him, stash the body, and my x gf (who hates my guts now) call the police and take me to jail for life. Its not my fault, i told him not to fight me. But he insisted on his death. Im not one to fight, or talk sh** but apparently he is. So now, I need a solution. I could just knock him scencless over the brick wall, because we are meeting by the school down my road. Would i go to jail if i just caused him severe damage? Really, guys, this isnt a joke, im seriouse.

[Nabooru]

Well it depends I need more info, why is your exgf mad at you? And is she just dating this guy to bug you or what?

[Zelda Veteran]

Shes not dating him, its just her friend. I really dont know what happened to make her so mad. I diodnt say anything that would make her so mad as to send someone to kill me. She just told me that she was going to a heartbreaker. She is too good for that. I convinced her otherwise, or at least i tried, and she got all mad at me!

[Nabooru]

oh, and she wants you dead?

[Darth Wyndisis]

My jaw has dropped.

Dude, don't lower yourself to this guy's level.  Let it go.  Don't even go to fight him.  Your ex-girlfriend isn't worth it if she is going to use him to threaten you.  Get the police involved if he keeps trying to get to you.

[Zelda Veteran]

Screw the police. Im gonna kill this guy and make an example of what will happen to guys who mess with me >:(

[Nabooru]

Actually...this girl really sounds like she is worth it from what I have heard from ZV. I dont know about the fight that is up to you.

[Darth Wyndisis]

All the same, it isn't worth anyone getting hurt or killed for that matter.

[Nabooru]

I wouldnt go but thats just me...

[Zelda Veteran]

Do you guys really think ill lose? The guy is 6 4' and only 220 lbs, its not like i have much to worry about.

[Darth Wyndisis]

Let me get one thing straight.  Did he threaten to kill you?

[Nabooru]

does he have a weapon?

[Darth Wyndisis]

I don't care if you don't have anything to worry about at all.  If you engage this guy in a fight the results will be bad for you either way.  And your ex will hate you more in the end.

[Zelda Veteran]

DW: Yeah, he did, but im not too worried, i doubt he will even show up. And if he does, he'll wish he haddent.
N: I asked my ex gf, and she said no, but seeing as how she is the one trying to kioll me, i doubt she is very reliable. I asked him and he sounded too macho to bring anything. And if he does, ill have my dagger. I almost wish i had a sword right now. But if he brings a nine milimeter then dont expect to hear much from me anymore :P

[Nabooru]

lol I'll remember that. And I bet he will so be at tjhe ready.