Where are the female Gorons?

[ChaosEmerl]

Maybe Gorons are asexual, and reproduce through spores.

[Hi no Seijin]

Gorons eat a special rock, and a few weeks later we puke it out and it's now a Goron baby.

That is so unique.  I want to see that.

[Mysterious F.]

Trust me, you don't want to. It's really disturbing.  

[alex]

hey, maybee you guys can make a documentary! lol

[Davros]

Lol! *puts on BBC presenter accent* "And now you we can see the wild and elusive goron blundering it's way towards a sheltered spot where it is about to perform the most important act in it's life, it is about to give birth..." *Goron vomits up child* "Oh....My....Sweet.....Godess....that is the sickest, wierdest thing I've ever seen!!! I can't take it anymore!!!!! AAAHHAHAGHHGHGAHGHAGHAARRRAGGAHAGH!!!!!" *Presenter runs wildly of edge of death mountain*

[Tee]

Wow, you guys are preeeeetty creative. I think we should just leave it at all Gorons are transexuals and gay, that's why they're always rollin over Link.

[Hi no Seijin]

Um, sure.  Not my thing, but it might be for a Goron.

[Davros]

How can you be gay if you are transexual? Surely that's just the way all your species are... Oh and I prefer the rock thing!     Also, only three Gorons ever try to run Link over (The huge one when a child, the one on the side of the mountain as you climb up towards Gororn city when you are a child, and the baby of Daurini that you have to stop rolling as an adult).

[Hi no Seijin]

They're not even trying to roll you over.  They are just rolling around and you happen to get in there way.

[Davros]

Also, any theories as to why all the goron's look identical except for Daruini, their big brother (leader)?

[Hi no Seijin]

Um, plastic surgery?

[Anju]

The sages are always diff.

[ChaosEmerl]

He's probably part of a special bloodline.  Or perhaps, all Gorons look that way when they reach a certain age, and he's the oldest.

[alex]

yeah! and thats why hes the leader!

[Anju]

Saria has green hair,Darunia has white hair(And is bigger),Ruto has no fin on her head,Impa is the only Sheikah and Nabooru has a pony tail+diff.clothes.