The random game

[Nabooru]

Somewhere on a contry road I just layed down and wept and wanted to die.

[MasterKeyX]

MONKEY FEET!

[Nabooru]

It lacks bouncibility.

[MasterKeyX]

kangaroo feet...?

[Hi no Seijin]

Kangaroos taste good.  I wish I had kangaroo meat.

[Nabooru]

I am sick of goin to work for 12 hours coming home thinkin how ugly helga is eatin my lettuce soup goin to bed and doin it all over again.

[alical]

Did that moose just roll its eyes? ZWOMG!

[Rev Rabies]

RAPSNAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Nabooru]

Good game buddy *slaps butt*

[MasterKeyX]

blondies are cool

[Nabooru]

And all I had was the memory of what was
so lets pretend it never mattered to us
I hope this message finds you well
I never thought I'd live to tell
what's a dream and what is real, the way I really feel

I hope this message finds you well
I never thought I'd live to tell
what's a dream and what is real?
so let's pretend this is the ending (ending...ending)
to the message i've been sending (pretending...)

[Hi no Seijin]

Eating rice with chopsticks is hard if the rice doesn't form clumps.

[MagmarFire]

I have good news: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by not switching to Geiko.

[Nabooru]

Not knowing how to think
I scream aloud, begin to sink
My legs and arms are broken down
With envy for the solid ground
I'm reaching for the life within me
How can one man stop his ending
I thought of just your face
Relaxed, and floated into space

[Hi no Seijin]

I have good news: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by not switching to Geiko.

Just to let you know, it's Geico, but what's a letter, huh?

Hmm, Geico would sound Japanese if you broke it up into Ge-i-co (and the "g" is pronounced softly, as in Gerald).