Well, it finally happened.

[Zelda Veteran]

Well, I had a lot of cousins here when i moved to texas. I eventually met 3 great friends, and a certain lovely lady. You'll get used to it in no time man, trust me! It will all work out! :)

[Pale Dim]

Well, so far, things are getting better. Ofcourse, my mother still owes me big. Why? Because she lost her purse, and it had the keys to her own Jeep! I had to climb all the way to the top of the junk inside the moving van, but I found it. It was red with confetti all over it. Oh, but it gets better!  8) It turns out, that it was empty. We then found out that she had SWITCHED the purse she was using! In other words, I got all scratched up, bruised, and slashed across the chest by a stray peice of wood for nothing! I had to climb all the way back up, and I had to find the one she was currently using. Later, while I was still up in the pile, I heard a voice that yelled "Hurry, Richard! We found it in the Jeep!"  >:( I climbed down, walked up to my mother who was quivering in fear from the glare me and my dad gave her, and said "You owe me big, lady!"
   But now, if you look past the lack of space in this house, it's actually quite comfy! :)

[DW]

see, things aren't as bad as they seem.

[Pale Dim]

But, then again, I think the house made the cats go insane. Betsie, the fully clawed, age-less grouch of a tortoise shell, is running back and forth through the hallway like there is no tomorrow, while Matty, the declawed doofus is finding love with the dogs. Neither of these cats do anything like this, which means that A.) The apacolypse is coming, or B.) Betsie's time is coming to an end.

[DW]

Maybe they ate something rotten...if a cat is running back and forth down a hallway there may be a mouse underneath...or she just likes the house.

[Pale Dim]

Well, she's also been batting at air, and I don't know what to say to that.

[DW]

maybe she is planning to fight some other cat who's been perpetratin' on her territory, so she's working out

[Hi no Seijin]

It's quite obvious that there's an invisible bat in the air. :P

[DW]

but invisible things break the laws of=oh, I see...

[Pale Dim]

And now she's sitting beside me, and lookimg up at me with very cute look which she never does...

[Hi no Seijin]

Hmm, you must smell like catnip.

[DW]

I think it is because one of us was right so she is trying to tell you to listen to us.

[MasterKeyX]

Or maybe the cat is possesed. You never know! :D

[Pale Dim]

Anyway, now I found out that I can't go to school untill the-maker-knows-when. They are afraid of my IEP.

[Gamefreak]

Are these your cats?