Desert Colossus 'Worst Movie Ever Awards'!

[DW]

Ugh, no theatre movie could be as bad as any disney channel movie, which my sister is obsessed with...High School Musical is the worst by far, it's so baaaadd....but there was so much hype about it. It's jokes were horrible and the setting was a huge exaggeration of real life.

Don't say that.  My school has spontaneously broken into song before.  What a day.

Oh I know, what school hasn't? It's just that I have NEVER seen an entire school full of people who didn't know what a creme broulee was. Tsk tsk, that did them in.

Yeah, oddly enough, our school doesnt do spontanious outbursts of song.  I wish it would, that could make things more interesting.

Tsk, tsk. Does it at least have cookies that make people fall in love?

TOO MANY QUOTES!!!!!!!!

Can we stop now?

So no one wants to reinforce the EXTREMELY bad ending to the Matrix trilogy?

Great pyramid FTW!!!!

and yes, the Matrix was way overrated...

[Mysterious F.]

Ugh, no theatre movie could be as bad as any disney channel movie, which my sister is obsessed with...High School Musical is the worst by far, it's so baaaadd....but there was so much hype about it. It's jokes were horrible and the setting was a huge exaggeration of real life.

Don't say that.  My school has spontaneously broken into song before.  What a day.

Oh I know, what school hasn't? It's just that I have NEVER seen an entire school full of people who didn't know what a creme broulee was. Tsk tsk, that did them in.

Yeah, oddly enough, our school doesnt do spontanious outbursts of song.  I wish it would, that could make things more interesting.

Tsk, tsk. Does it at least have cookies that make people fall in love?

TOO MANY QUOTES!!!!!!!!

Can we stop now?

So no one wants to reinforce the EXTREMELY bad ending to the Matrix trilogy?

Great pyramid FTW!!!!

and yes, the Matrix was way overrated...

Yes, many quotes.

Well, this is shpaing up nicely.

[MagmarFire]

Ohh, heres another bad movie: The Neverending Story. It's like 6 hours long, no joke. It actually makes you want to kill yourself the first hour in, becuase you realize that there are 5 more hours of nonsense. :P

BLASPHEMY! :o

I love that movie! I was practically obsessed with it when I was younger! :D

But to each his own opinion, I guess.

[Mysterious F.]

Well, having this poll could be a little complicated, so I'll make two.

Also, in a week, the polls begin.

[darkphantomime]

WHA?! Wouldn't having TWO of these things be even MORE complicated?

Simplicity = small in number

Confusion = TOO MANY TO COUNT!

[MasterKeyX]

I dont even know what polls that you guys are talking about. :-[

[chicknumber2]

I nominate "Eragon".  They skipped about a third (or more) of the book in that film.  An the lines were insanely cheesy.

i soo agree with u ;)

[Mysterious F.]

Wait, let me explain. I meant to say '...l make two each.' but forgot the 'each'. I'm putting two nominations only on each poll, and each poll lasts six days. If I can't make it, I'll ask someone to make the poll for me and which nominations to put up.

[darkphantomime]

That... still doesn't make sense. Each of what? Two polls is a bit complicated... I say it only needs but one. We have enough nominations, so why not plug them in and leave it at that?

[Mysterious F.]

It refers to nominations. And not two polls: many polls with two nominees. That way we're sure to see which out of two people hate more.

[darkphantomime]

That.... is still too complicated... wouldn't it just be a hundred times simpler to put them all in one bag?

Not to mention, MUCH more preferred.

[Mysterious F.]

Well, I could make the number of ones in the polls larger, but not all of them, because then it would be the same thing as the nominations, we need to see jsut which sucks the worst little by little.

[darkphantomime]

?

But with the academy awards, and with any big awards, there is almost always five to a category, and if not five, then 3.

[Mysterious F.]

I don't care much for academy awards, sorry.

[Commodore Axilon]

As much as it pains me to say it, I...agree with Whocares. It'd be like a tournament, where you pit two crappy movies against eachother until the finalists face off for the title of World's Suckiest Movie.

And there's really only one category here, JQ.