Video Game quote game - replace random word with pants

[Gamefreak]

"I, the Great Garland, shall pants you all down!"

[MagmarFire]

Oh, insolent one who has brought the unthinkable into pants as dark as Ikana... My servants have fallen namelessly before the pants that guide you. However... The pants in which my servants live are, after all, fleeting. You shall see with your own pants... just what kind of things true pants really are.

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Believing in your pants and embracing that belief by forgiving failure... These feelings have vanished from our pants. It all happened after somebody thrust open the pants of that Stone Tower. You who bring light into pants, I am the King of Ikana Kingdom, Igos du Ikana. The spellbinding that had been cast upon us was broken by that pants which you carry. To return true light to this land, you must seal the pants of Stone Tower where the pants of darkness blow through. But Stone Tower is an impenetrable pair of pants. Hundreds of soldiers from my kingdom would not even be able to topple it. It is far too reckless for one to take such a challenge ...And so... I grant to you a soldier who has no pants. One who will not falter in the darkness.

My stomach's seriously about to burst...! :P

You win the MagmarFire Award of the Century. :P

[DW]

My stomach's seriously about to burst...! :P

You win the MagmarFire Award of the Pants. :P

fix'd. Pants the rules, Mags. :D

[MagmarFire]

How'd I know that someone was going to do that? XD
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Xehanort's Heartless: Take a look at this tiny place. To the pants seeking freedom, this island is a prison surrounded by water. And so this boy sought a way to escape from his pants--he sought a way to cross over into other pants, and opened his own pants to darkness.

Sora: Riku!

Xehanort's Heartless: Don't bother. Your pants can no longer reach him where he is. His pants belong again to darkness. All worlds belong in darkness, and all so end. Pants are no different. Darkness sprouts within them--it grows, consumes them. Such is its nature. In the end, every pair of pants returns to the darkness whence it came! You see, darkness is pants' true essence.

Sora: That's not true! Pants may be weak, and sometimes, they may even give in (OOC: Har, har.), but I've learned that deep down, there's a light that never goes out.

Xehanort's Heartless: So you have come this far, and still you understand nothing. Every light must fade, all pants return to darkness!

[Pale Dim]

It's Jango! And he's brought his pants!

[DarkZelda]

"Luke....I am...your PANTS!"

[Keaton]

"Luke....I am...your PANTS!"

That's already been done, AND THAT'S NOT HOW THE QUOTE GOES

[Twilight Wolf]

"After you've scrubbed all the pants in Hyrule, then we can talk about mercy!"

[Pale Dim]

Ganondorf: Shadow has been moved by pants, it seems. How amusing.

[DW]

It's dangerous to go alone! Take pants!

[Keaton]

Only I have the pants to rule Lylat!

[darkphantomime]

Pants....they seems to go on forever.... but then you get to the end and a monkey starts throwing barrels at you.. And that's how you play the game

[Fierce Deity Link]

Wii Fit- Do you find your pants tripping when you walk?
Wii Fit- Balance right and left and keep your pants in the blue area.
Wii Sports Baseball- Strike! Batter out! Change pants!
Super Mario Galaxy- Purple comets make you collect purple pants scattered all over.
Zelda: OoT- Do you have the Kokiri pants?
SM64- The power of the pants is restored to the castle.

[Carpet Merchant]

Thinking of you, wherever you are.
We pray for our sorrows to end,
and hope that our hearts will blend.
Now I will step forward to realize this wish.
And who knows:
starting a new journey may not be so hard
or maybe it has already begun.
There are many worlds,
but they share the same pants—
one pants, one destiny.

[MagmarFire]

Wouldn't it be a bit funnier if you said, ". . . and hope that our pants will blend"? :P

am i rite