Video Game quote game - replace random word with pants

[Pale Dim]

Now give me 200 rupees.

Sorry Link, I don't give pants!

[Hi no Seijin]

Refia:  Maybe they're out pillaging pants like good soldiers of doom?

[The Glamour Nazi]

Gannon: Not the Pants! It burns!

[Pale Dim]

Gannon: Not the Pants! It burns!

Actually, it's "Not into the pants!" But at least you tried. I give you 30 rupees.
Kefka: Why do people cling to pants when they know they cannot live forever? Think how meaningless your pants are!

[The Glamour Nazi]

Link: I pants!

[Pale Dim]

There is no time. Your pants are enough!

[The Glamour Nazi]

Zelda how bout a pants?

[Pale Dim]

Zelda, Duke Onklet is under attack by the evil forces of pants.

[The Glamour Nazi]

It says only link can Pants Koredai!

[Pale Dim]

Close enough. :-*

Please, your pants! Have mercy!

[The Glamour Nazi]

Pants me link and I will make your face the greatest in Koredai!

[Pale Dim]

Okay, that was weird! But I think I already did that one.

But I'll make an even better one!

Join me Link, and I will make your face the greatest in pants!

[The Glamour Nazi]

Nope sorry, pantsing gannon is better.

[Pale Dim]

Oh, but think about sticking your face in his pants. Something to think about.

Capt. Falcon: Show me your pants!

[The Glamour Nazi]

PANTS PAWNCH!