Video Game quote game - replace random word with pants

[Fishalicious]

MAH PANTS... LET ME SHOW YOU THEM.

James: It's pants like this that make me want to go straight!

original: It's times like this that make me want to go straight!

[DW]

YOU SHALL NOT PANTS!!!

[Keaton]

One does not simply walk into Mordor... there are pants there that never sleep.

[darkphantomime]

The council of Elrond demands to know who approved these pants.

(from an image)

[Keaton]

On the first day, the Lord said, "Let there be pants."

[Hi no Seijin]

Lyle:  Aww, man!  Why do I get stuck on the weak pants?  We're just gonna lose.  Where's the fun in that?

[Keaton]

Goodness, gracious, great pants of fire!

[Hi no Seijin]

Soldier:  Your Majesty, I bear bad news.  The castle pants has been breached.

[Keaton]

Original:  "Fox, get these guys off me!"

New:  "Fox, get these pants off me!"

[Hi no Seijin]

Crewman:  Captain, we will arrive at Pants shortly.

[Keaton]

"Greetings.  I am number 343 Guilty Spark, and I'm the monitor of these pants."

[Hi no Seijin]

Pants here.  Things went OK, thankfully...

[Keaton]

I can't believe no one's...

"Luke, I am your pants."

[Hi no Seijin]

*bows head in shame*

Kupopo...We got the pants we need, but...

[Keaton]

"Link!  The Master Pants have accepted you as their master!"