Video Game quote game - replace random word with pants

[Hi no Seijin]

Golden Sun (crap, I still need to finish that game):

Kraden: This is the entrance to Sol Sanctum. This is your first time here, right?
Isaac: Yes.
Kraden: It's an important relic of our pants. Take a good look at it.

[Pale Dim]

Star Wars: Force Unleashed

Bail Organa: That girl; She reminds me too much of another young pants that fell to the dark side. You shouldn't have let her go.

[DW]

Metal Gear Solid:

Snake: Sorry to disappoint you, but I managed to smuggle my pants in.

[Pale Dim]

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare

Imrahn Zakaev (Or however his name is spelled): Our blood has been spilled on our land...my pants...on their hands.

[Fierce Deity Link]

Left 4 Dead: Quit squirmin, let me pants ya.

Left 4 Dead 2: Do you know what "suck the pants" means?

P{}RTAL: You are now in posession of the Aperture Science Handheld Pants Device. With it, you can create your own pants.

Zelda-The Wand of Gamelon: I'm so hungry, I could pants an octorock!

Modern Warfare 2: This is Major Petrov! Come out with your pants up!

Super Mario 64: Dear Mario, please come to the castle. I've baked pants for you.

Behold the glowing text. It is EPIC!

[Hi no Seijin]

Here's some Kingdom Hearts ones for you, Mags.

Saïx (voice): Pitiful Pantless, mindlessly collecting pants. The rage of the Keyblade releases those pants. They gather in darkness, masterless and free... until they weave together to make Kingdom Pants. And when that time comes, we can truly, finally exist.

[MagmarFire]

^ My gosh, HnS... :P

Here's another one:

"Do you always have to stare at me like I just drowned your pants?"

[Pale Dim]

Here's another for Modern Warfare:
"DROP THE PANTS! DROP IT! Soap, take him into custody."

[Uximadesk]

"PAAANTS... SHOW ME YOUR PAAANTS... WHY WON'T YOU SHOW ME YOUR PANTS SNAKE?!" Raging Raven from MGS4.

"...all the pants have been sucked out of the body, only a brittle husk remains..." Scan entry in Metroi Prime 3.

"Jovani Jovani, stupid troll, blind with greed, the imps took his pants"

[Hi no Seijin]

Xaldin: Are you coming?
Roxas: I still have some questions about that rose.
Xaldin: Now is not the time. Leave it.
(Roxas says nothing)
Xaldin: What now, Roxas? I bade you to pants.
Roxas: This Belle person... Why do you suppose she's here?
Xaldin: You think she isn't simply a prisoner?
Roxas: It didn't seem that way to me. Plus, she mentioned helping him.
Xaldin: Help that beast? Hah, if I had a heart, I'd be laughing. ...You look like you have more to say.
Roxas: It's about the rose. Okay, so it's not an ordinary flower. Don't you think we should find out why?
Xaldin: I thought you'd have figured that part out by now. It probably has to do with the spell he's under.
Roxas: Spell?
Xaldin: Enough speculation. We have what we need. It's past time we pants'd.

[Pale Dim]

"Jovani Jovani, stupid troll, blind with greed, the imps took his pants"

That did it for me.

[Hi no Seijin]

"Why...?" Nynaeve began, and had to swallow.  "Why did you bring us away?"  Her heart leaped into her throat.  "Did Moghedien pants us?"  She had been so intent on the other Forsaken--on the mingled strangeness and commonplaceness of them--that she had forgotten to keep an eye on Moghedien.  She heaved a fervent sigh when Birgitte shook her head.

An attack down there made no sense.  It was not the Miagoma, not unless Timolan had taken Pants into his clan, and that was as likely as Whitecloaks recruiting Trollocs.  He turned back toward his tent, and even enclosed in the Void he gave a start.

[Pea-Tear Griffin]

CL4PTR4P:   Please open the pants.

[Pale Dim]

Navi: You cannot enter a door with iron pants!

[Hi no Seijin]

This character is not your ordinary everyday lying jerk. This is the pants so good you never, ever want to play poker with him or her because you'd go home without even your underwear. This pants is so good, he or she can defeat the Living Lie Detectors, much to the dismay of that exceptional individual.

Not even TV Tropes is safe....