The Ice-Breaker Topic

[Twilight Wolf]

But seriously, I was expecting more than that. At least five or so.

[Commodore Axilon]

why ?

so you could kill the topics they were posted in ? ? ?

i'm on to you pal

[Twilight Wolf]

No, because I was hoping for something new to read.

[Commodore Axilon]

a likely story

[Twilight Wolf]

It's true.

I'm saddened by your lack of trust in me.

[Commodore Axilon]

to gain my trust you must pass three trials

[Twilight Wolf]

But I'm a dedicated member of this forum! Shouldn't you trust me by now?

[Commodore Axilon]

i don't trust anybody here

[Twilight Wolf]

That's sad...

[Commodore Axilon]

how do i know you're all not trying to kill me ?

i don't

[Twilight Wolf]

I wouldn't dream of such a thing. Your sharp wit alone makes you priceless.

[Commodore Axilon]

you ever see those infomercials for those knives that could slice through a pineapple in midair and cut right through a soda can afterward ?

that's how sharp my wit is

[Twilight Wolf]

Indeed it is. That's why we all love you.

[Commodore Axilon]

you only think you love me

but that's common at your age

[Twilight Wolf]

Dude, totally different. I'm talking brotherly love here. We're like a big family here, and you're like the older brother that went away to college but makes everyone laugh all the time when you're at home.

Got it now?