The question topic

[MasterKeyX]

Okay fine.

Why do you like emerald so much?

[Commodore Axilon]

so a priest a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar...

ALL ARE OFFENDED BY WHAT THEY SEE

[Keaton]

lol, but this isn't the random-spam-rickroll topic, so let's be serious.

[MasterKeyX]

Sicko.

[Commodore Axilon]

wanna know how i got these scars ?

[MasterKeyX]

 

[cacturnerules]

lol...

i like it because i think it has the best storyline, it has more at the end of the end than all the ones before it,  and diamond & seem a little more, basic, or a little easier. and, my favorite pokemon is in it!

[Keaton]

Come 'ere, look at me. So I had a wife, she was beautiful...like you, who tells me I worry too much, who tells me I oughta smile more, who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks... Hey. One day they carve her face. And we have no money for surgeries. She can't take it. I just want to see her smile again. Hm? I just wanted to let her know that I don't care about the scars. So I stick a razor in my mouth and do this...to myself.  And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me! She leaves! Now, I see the funny side. Now, I'm always smiling!

[MasterKeyX]

I think you've seen that movie far too often.

[cacturnerules]

At first he said his dad gave the scars, hence the pun "why so serious", then he said he did it to himself for his wife... which actually happened?

[Commodore Axilon]

neither

[MasterKeyX]

N00B

[DW]

He stepped on a kitty's tail

[Keaton]

Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was...a drinker, and a fiend. And one night he comes home crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself; he doesn't like that. Not...one...bit. So, me watching–he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me, and says..."Why so serious?" So, he comes at me with the knife, "Why so serious?!" He sticks the blade in my mouth, "Let's put a smile on that face!" And...




...why so serious?

[cacturnerules]

if neither are true, how did they get there?