I have a theory.

[Twilight Wolf]

It's okay, Shika.

[MagmarFire]

I was unaware you were doing me a kindness. Sorry.

Hug?

Make it a cookie, and we'll call it even.

[Twilight Wolf]

Cookie it is, then.

[MagmarFire]

Yayz! *eats cookie; spits it back out*

Yuck! Rasin cookies!?

[Twilight Wolf]

That shouldn't have been a raisin cookie... It was supposed to be a chocolate chip cookie. Must have been a mix-up. Here, pick out whichever kind you like.

[A plate of cookies appears in front of you. Which do you pick?]

[Commodore Axilon]

pick the black and white cookie Mags

[Twilight Wolf]

[Commodore gives you a suggestion: The black and white cookie. Do you:

A.) Take the black and white cookie?
B.) Pick a different cookie?]

[Commodore Axilon]

i hope there is a third option that involves giving all of the cookies to Commodore

[Twilight Wolf]

[Commodore hints quite unsubtly that he wants all of the cookies. Do you:

A.) Politely turn Commodore down?
B.) Give Commodore the cookies?
C.) Continue to pick a cookie for yourself to eat?
D.) Look up more "SPAAAAARTA!!!!!" videos?]

[DW]

I push reset

[Twilight Wolf]

The computer sputters and whirs to a sudden halt, the fans inside quit running momentarily, and the monitor goes black. There is a quiet grunting noise as the CD drive moves its laser and starts to spin the disc again, the fans begin running, and the monitor lights up. "Windows 3.1" is displayed on the screen as a trumpet of victory sounds from the speakers. After a few moments, the desktop is displayed, ready for you to begin your work.

[MasterKeyX]

And then I go crazy. Right?

Is this the part where we start kicking?!

[Twilight Wolf]

Something like that.

Okay, people, one more time, from the top!

Five, four, three, two...

[Keaton]

ONE

IS THE LONELIEST NUMBER THAT THERE EVER WAS

TWO

CAN BE AS BAD AS ONE

[Twilight Wolf]

Man, Tacheon, you've got a rockin' voice. Who knew?