GUESS WHO'S BACK

[Uximadesk]

Chuck has broken all the Guinnes's world Records, the book is a compilation of the closest ones to HIS records.

Chuck Norris wins connect4 in THREE moves.

There is no "natural selection", just a list of the species that Chuck Norris likes.

The moon never looks away for fear that Chuk Norris might see this as a weaknes.

Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas

[The Glamour Nazi]

Those are great. Well I'm gonna go to sleep but I'm gonna say one thing.

Chuck fears no one. Freddy fears chuck not only because Chuck never sleeps... but because Chuck Norris is his Father.


WTH? That one suckeD!

[Commodore Axilon]

haha yase chcuk norris has teh powr lvl of over 9000 !!1!11

all ur baes r belon gto him !11!1

give hmi all yuor rickroolz !!11111!

[The Glamour Nazi]

Lol.

Billy Mays.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

[Hi no Seijin]

Billy Mays can go away now.

[The Glamour Nazi]

WHY? Big city sliders wanna hurt my family.

[DW]

Silence.

[Hi no Seijin]

no u

[DW]

Silence.

[Hi no Seijin]

Everyone make as much noise as you can!

LIKE THIS

[DW]

Silence.

Everyone make as much as you can!

You heard him guys.

[Hi no Seijin]

Crap!  I forgot to add noise! DX

Oh well, it is implied by the large text that follows.

[The Glamour Nazi]

LIKE THIS?

[Darth Wyndisis]

LOUD NOISES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Glamour Nazi]

OH NO BULLETS ARE MY ONLY WEAKNESS!