Don't Laugh

[Pale Dim]

What is this I don't even

[MagmarFire]

I came close that time. Nice try, Vaati. >:D

[Vaati]

Aw... lol

Lois: Oh, I think Mr. Hoover has something say about this. (takes out vacuum)
Brian: I...I don't wanna see Mr. Hoover...
(Lois chases him with the vacuum)

[MagmarFire]

Aw... lol

A-HA!!!! Got ya! >:D

[Pale Dim]

 VAATI NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Vaati]

Hans Moleman Presents "Man Getting Hit By Football".

[Pale Dim]

Well, I didn't want to do this, but you have made me resort to the BIG GUNS.

[Vaati]

I LOOOOOVE Pac-dots! But I can't eat them or else I'll get fat. But they're SOOOOOO good!!!

[Pale Dim]

I must revive this!

[Vaati]

I have a new Nintendog. He's a dalmatian. He lifts his leg to pee. :D

[Pale Dim]

I came close that time.

Speaking of which, my Dad and his new dog went down to the basement. He was working on something, and I was just sitting on the couch, watching TV. Next thing I hear is Dad, from the basement, yelling "what the- What the **** is your problem? HEY GUYS, COME LOOK AT THIS."

Me and my sister went down to the basement.

THE DOG HAD PEED IN A PERFECT OVAL AROUND A 12 BY 4 TABLE.
(I wish I took a picture.)
Apparently, he was in that territorial mood. So, the first chance we get, we're gonna take him to the vet, where he is gonna get the dreaded "snip snip".

[Vaati]

Ha, perfectionist dog, eh?  ;)

My friend told me this story about a week ago: when he was younger, he was going through his "Peter Pan Phase" and he ran around wearing green fishnet stockings and roller blades. So he got into an argument with his dad about being able to wear the stockings and roller blades saying "YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!!" then my friend decided he would run away from home, so he left dressed as he was and stood on the street corner. His dad drove up in his car and said "I love you, now get in the car!" I can only imagine what a scene that was for the neighbours.

[Pale Dim]

Oh shoot, you almost got me with that one!

Ha, perfectionist dog, eh?  ;)

Ha, perfectionist dog, eh?  ;)

Ha, perfectionist dog, eh?  ;)

Does that count? Did I get you? ;D

[Deku]

Oh shoot, you almost got me with that one!

Ha, perfectionist dog, eh?  ;)

Ha, perfectionist dog, eh?  ;)

Ha, perfectionist dog, eh?  ;)

Does that count? Did I get you? ;D

Oh!! You sure did!! :D
You got her!

[Pale Dim]

YAY

And now to celebrate, I shall have some cake.