It was 20 years ago today:

[darkphantomime]

I'd love to turn you on ...

[Pyrgusfinn]

Woke up, fell out of bed,
Dragged a comb across my head

[darkphantomime]

Found my way downstairs and drank a cup,
And looking up I noticed I was late.

[Pyrgusfinn]

Found my coat and grabbed my hat
Made the bus in seconds flat

[darkphantomime]

Found my way upstairs and had a smoke,
And somebody spoke and I went into a dream.

[Pyrgusfinn]

I read the news today oh boy
Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire

[darkphantomime]

And though the holes were rather small
They had to count them all

[Pyrgusfinn]

Now they know how many holes it takes
To fill the Albert Hall.

[darkphantomime]

I'd love to turn you on.

[Pyrgusfinn]

*piano*
*piano*
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*piano*
*piano*
*silence*