Confessions

[The Postman]

 
I strip u of second command

[Hi no Seijin]

It doesn't matter to me.  I live in my own world.

[Mysterious F.]

What do you mean second command?

[Hi no Seijin]

Second command is one level below first command.  And if you have first command, you rule the world.

[MagmarFire]

Ganon's in second command...why? I mean, it's not like he has an army of ReDead or anything, right? (...Okay, don't answer that.)

[Mysterious F.]

I own an army of zombies, so they never die. Also, everyone not on my side killed by something on my side will become a zombie on my side!

[MagmarFire]

So, you know how to reanimate the dead!? Revolutionary!

[Hi no Seijin]

I'm an army of one.  Just try to kill me in my dragon form.  Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[Mysterious F.]

We're getting off topic people. This has nothing to do with confessions.

[Hi no Seijin]

Actually, my confession was laced into my last post.  I can turn into a dragon.  The people who find that out usually don't live to tell the tale.  Of course, those people are evil.  I don't kill innocents.

[MagmarFire]

Well, that's a relief.

Anyway, I like SpongeBob. Yes, you may think I'm evil. Get used to it! MUHAHAHAHAHA! <--Highlight me!

[Mysterious F.]

I'm gonna confess for MagmarFire. Magmar's computer stinks.

[MagmarFire]

Oh, yeah. A few words of advice, my friends: don't keep your computer for more than five years and DON'T get dial-up!

[Mysterious F.]

I've been through some of that. It's so sad.

[MagmarFire]

Yeah, tell me about it.

I mean, if I click on a link that creates another browser and I exit out of it, it takes the other browser down with it! Infuriating, I tell you!