OOC: Don't worry, ZV. I intended for people to be neutral.
... Uh... My event was made in like two days, so...

eheh... sorry to let your hopes down.
But alas! It is cleaver!
Now, I'm not at home right now, where my tactic sheet is. So I shall edit this ASAP. I have drumming shortly after, so maybe about 5:00 mountain time. Savy? Thanks.
And just to let you know, if you post below before I edit, I'll consider it spam

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EDIT, more than 24 hours later: OOC: Damn! This is my second time! Suddenly this window changed, and I went back, and it brought me back to the damned main menu thing! I wrote so much, too! Like, a lot! It was about as good as Alpha and Dream Illusuionist's posts! I mean, it was quality! Argh, oh well...
IC: The King, without facing his followers, said, "I'm sure your friends who have forsaken us have already revealed about our weaponry. Almost all of it is wood. We need both North and South Iron Ore! We have both not. Thus, they will bring fire. If even a few know of Arcane Archery, then we will last them longer. As it is told in legend, "The fires of the arrows can melt the coldest ice, and the ice of the arrows can freeze the hottest fire". If it be true, then we must freeze their fire. If they were wise, they would burn Rauru... which is connected to the Deku Woods, and the South Greens... all of which is flamible. They will make a massive grass fire, to blind us. While it rages, they will shoot through the fire, making them burn, weither they are gifted or not. But alas, ice will stop this. But that will not stop them, Battering rams and siege towers will come towards the Gate." He stops, and looks over the walls. "Look. They only have to cross the bridge. Not our drawbridge, but the brick one beyond."
OOC: Seriously. Play your AoL game, and observe the castle. They will come up the road. And all that area surrounding the castle. Enemies can surround us easily from there.
IC: "They wil surround us easily. And bring their ladders, if they wish for such a risk. Also, the catipults will shatter us all..." His voice fell. Sadness overcame his face. Tears grew in his eyes, and he said, a lump in his throat, "Look at this land... the grasslands... the North Forest... so lovely it used to be... until that Ganon came and made this land ugly... to the south, those mountains... they make this place peaceful... more happy than most places...
He had looked down this whole time. But now he looked up, and with a twitching exhale, he continued his telling of the defense of North Castle. "Now, of course, they will also have bombs. We will do what we have done many times before in defending the castle - used the mages to sheild the walls.
"Also, the children will drop the boiling hot water onto the foes, as well as heavy stones. Don't worry, Gorons; there will be rocks enough for you to eat while this battle continues. Now, mages will have a major role in this fight: there will be wizzorbe, and other mages alongside the Exiles. We will use you to telepathically battle them. You may not be able to withstand them, and many will die with brain damage... but you must parry those away from us...
"Also, being that the only way into the castle is the drawbridge, other than the walls, we must make the portcullis stronger. We must forge another layer to it. And slits will be in the walls, which we will shoot arrows out of. I do not want any crossbows used in this fight! We need better accuracy and more speed! We will give you all longbows.
"And, We will place caltrops outside in the field, to slow them, and make the battle simpler. Soldiers who know how to use a spear will use what is better - a halberd. And even if you are a grunt, I want you to wear more than simple chainmail. We are beyond that. We will use what we can with the North Iron Ore in the caves of the Mines, that were brought here. Vagabond will wear leather and jerkin, if armour suits them not. But you will not last in the battle.
OOC: OK, just so we don't start thinking I'm gonna mess up the stats, I'm just making our king smarter than the average person you'd expect.

Stats remain the same.
IC: "Now, your coat of arms may be made out of what we have - the Deku Sheilds. Iron Ore will be needed for other things than sheilds. Now, knights, following the 'code of chivalry' will not be wanted in thism fight. their priority is killing us more than taking the castle."
"Now, am I clear? Are there any questions?" You have followed him all the way around the castle walls, and now saw the Caravan Quater just beneath you.
OOC: There we go! Now, tell me, who thinks I've researched by butt off to learn this stuff?