Worst Insult Ever Contest

[Twilight Wolf]

If there was a drop of water inside your head, your brain would be an island.


That's all I can think of for now.

[darkphantomime]

BEHOLD! THE MOST RETARDED TOPIC OF ALL TIME!

What? No one said anything about insulting the topic itself was against the rule.

[Gamefreak]

I've been waiting a long time to break this picture out legitamitely.

[darkphantomime]

Sorry, can't read what it says below the 'objection!'

[Gamefreak]

OBJECTION!

This topic clearly sucks!

[MagmarFire]

"Your legs are so hairy that when you tried to massage them, you got a rug burn!"

That one pretty much sucks, right? XD

[Gamefreak]

Gotta thank Robot Chicken for these....

Yo momma's so dumb, she spent all day saying 'am not' to R2.

Yo momma's so fat, when Obi-Wan saw her, he said, that's no moon, that's yo momma!

[Mr. bubbles]

I'm so stupid, you're stupid.

[Bboy94]

I know you are but what am I?

[Twilight Wolf]

If your IQ was any lower, you'd trip over it.

[darkphantomime]

Moved to forum games, as JDOG has made a game that he didn't realize already existed.

[Keaton]

You're so fat, the Goron at the bottom of Zora's Domain was all like, "DAMN!"

[darkphantomime]

The balloon is so big that it makes my mouth run with the acid of the netherworld.

[Keaton]

You're so painfully stupid, your mother tried to... set herself... on fire... with a--

Yeah, it's that boring here.

[darkphantomime]

The drunken man in the sky is so ballooned, that not even if God made the biggest needle could he be popped. This is ironic,  because the ballooned drunk guy just happens to be God.