Four Swords Mess-Up

[violinist]

Author's Note: Yes, I'm nuts.

Four Swords Mess-Up

   Vaati was rising again, so Link came to the Four Swords Sanctuary. He pulled the Four Sword out, and out shot the three copies. Link was about to tell them to hurry up when he realized they were GIRLS.
   "WHAT?!" he shrieked. The girls looked at him funny. Then Purple Linka spoke up.
   "Sitting in that sword has made made me thirsty. Who's up for a root beer float?" she said. All the Linkas nodded vigorously.   "You, where can we get root beer floats?" said Blue Linka, pointing at Link. Link screamed.   "WHY ARE YOU GIRLS?!? YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE BOYS! I CAN'T DEFEAT VAATI WITH A BUNCH OF GIRLS!!" Then Vaati swooped down. Link fell to his knees.
   "Mercy... Have mercy..." he begged. The three Linkas rolled their eyes, leapt over him, and stabbed Vaati to death. The clinked there swords and whooped.
   "I wonder if we're the real ones, and he's fake?" said Red Linka. "I'll test." She put the Four Sword back in the pedestal. Link disappeared, screaming.
   "Woo yeah! Let's get a root beer float!" yelled Purple Linka, and they skipped off to town.




                                    THE END

[Hi no Seijin]

lol
lmao
XD
:P
rotfl
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Hmm, what other way have I yet to use to express how this amused me? :)

[Gamefreak]

Very nice story.  Short and sweet.

[Kairi]

Can you write something else!!![size=1999]:)[/size]:)

[Mysterious F.]

That was Super Special Awesome!  :-[

[Zoratunic]

Very funny! ;D You now know this means I expect the next to be even better...

[Ginny Ferraris]

That was a really cool story .

[MagmarFire]

That was Super Special Awesome!  :-[

Seconded!

Why WERE they girls, anyway? Super-special awesome plot twist! :P

[JDog]

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D I cryied and laughed, and was in shock, XD short sweet and straight to the point. :)

[Vaati]

    The three Linkas rolled their eyes, leapt over him, and stabbed Vaati to death.

:(

Nice story, btw. Cute and funny!  :D

[Fierce Deity Link]

HAHAHA! THAT WAS FUNNY!!! ;D ;D ;D

[Mysterious F.]

Best funny fanstory for Zelda ever. Seriously.