Worst Insult Ever Contest

[JDog]

screw the insults, I have money....

[Evilbob]

"your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"
(Monty python FTW)

[darkphantomime]

I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction!

[DW]

My sister told me that I should clean out my nose with a toothbrush. :-[

[Zelda Veteran]

. . . mine includes cuss words, so I'll leave this topic alone :P

[Evilbob]

"well damn your heterosexual hide!"

[Pale Dim]

(I didn't say this.) "Keep firing, A---Holes!"

[MagmarFire]

My sister told me that I should clean out my nose with a toothbrush. :-[

Did you tell her that she should try to clean her brain with a pipe cleaner? ;)

[Fishalicious]

You're like a train wreck; horrible, but we can't help but stare.

I'm not used to insulting people, I guess. Not with actual insults.  I'll usually tell them they're an ignorant buffoon or something like that.

[Rev Rabies]

(I didn't say this.) "Keep firing, A---Holes!"

i do believe that is from spaceballs!

your momma so dumb, she thought a lightsaber had less calories!

[Gamefreak]

Some people are like slinkies.  They're good for nothing, but make you smile when you push them down the stairs.

[Davros]

Wow, it's just like you were right there! Except better! Because you weren't!!!

[Evilbob]

stick to the being better than me at GCSEs, Davvy.

"You're so twisted you make me feel sick"

[Mr. bubbles]

Yo momma is so fat,if she sat in the ocean it would be a kiddie pool to her.

Not toward anyone.

[Pale Dim]

Yo mamma's so fat, that if she jumped into a pool, she could make a Mega Tsunami!