I'm divorcing TDC Forums.

[Keaton]

Here's My Proof

I was married to TDC Forums, and now I'm divorcing you.  Give me half of the site's earnings, half of the boards, and I also want full custody of JQ Pickwick.

Grounds for divorce?  Gamefreak hit me.

[MagmarFire]

Gamefreak hit me.

*gasp* Gamefreak, how could you!? :o

[DW]

Maybe if Tacheon stopped bugging him about leaving the seat down...

[Keaton]

Hey look, I don't look before I sit, and it's a very unpleasant feeling!

[Commodore Axilon]

man what

how can you be married to an intertron message board

that does not make sense

unless you are also an intertron message board then it is only slightly less nonsensical what with you being apparently sapient and all

[Keaton]

Actually, I was only a man pretending to be a manputer.  But TDC was young, and foolish.  Luckily, I have no shame.

[Gamefreak]

Why are you telling people that I hit you!?!?!?!?!?  

[Mysterious F.]

TDC's falling apart and it's all Walt Disney's fault!!!!!  :(

WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!  :'(

[darkphantomime]

*coughhannahmontannacoughcough*

[Rev Rabies]

So i was the witness then?

Oh yea, that was one crazy reception, I brought my wife SexyChick with me

[Hi no Seijin]

I don't want to go to Gamefreak! D:

[Rev Rabies]

Don't worry hns, you signed your soul to me remember?

[Zelda Veteran]

. . .
"Does not fempute."
~Futurama

And this one guy actuallt BET his soul to me, and he lost. I actually hold his soul XD

[JDog]

Um, wow is all I have to say.

[Takun]

Oh mai gah! Who should I sell my soul to? But obviously there was a reason for sai hit. The plot thickens.