I'm divorcing TDC Forums.

[Rev Rabies]

As long as I get to keep Commodore, JQ and Shikamaru.

You can have Doctor.

Yay! I get to go with Uncie Tacheon!

No kidding, I think more people were staring at her than the bride.

Yea, good thing we didnt take the lil doc, we hired PORNOMOVIES to watch the guy, luckily he signed the waver cuz my bloodthirsty boy bit off his middle finger, i wonder why

[Gamefreak]

And why is there a monkey going to chop off your nose? now thats just to random.

DON'T QUESTION MAH PARENTIN!!!!!!

[Rev Rabies]

this is why i wanted to go with tacheon

[Fishalicious]

Oh, so no one argues over me? I see how it is.

[Gamefreak]

We're playing poker to decide who gets you.

[Hi no Seijin]

I bet Tacheon will win.  I've played poker with him before.  He flattened me.

Then again, I don't know how to play poker.

[Fishalicious]

Pool's a way better game. I can totally play it. Not well, granted, but...

Oh, I must know the results, though.

Hmmm, who's keeping the house, though? I want my own room!

[Hi no Seijin]

Hey!  I want my own room! D:

[Fishalicious]

I asked for one first. We could share a room, if you want... and don't mind staying up until 2 in the morning.

[Hi no Seijin]

Sure, I could share a room.  If you help keep it relatively clean.  And if I get the top bunk if we have bunk beds.

Don't mind staying up until 2 in the morning?  That's when all the good shows are on.

[Fishalicious]

Well, I'll try to keep it clean the best I can. And don't worry, I can just sleep on the floor. That's where real men sleep.

[Hi no Seijin]

Beds:  Where real women sleep.

[Takun]

Ceilings: Were real lizard people sleep.

[Hi no Seijin]

Unless you are an expert of the lulz, I declare that anyone who tries to take the above joke any further cookie-less.

[Takun]

*GASP* COOKIE-LESS!