cake is 1337

[DW]

Yep. I've slathered myself with loads of suntan lotion.

[Commodore Axilon]

CONFLICTING INFORMATION

[DW]

I''ve become a master of brain-exploding nonsence! Take THAT, Miss Teen South Carolina!

[Commodore Axilon]

People from South Carolina aren't all that bright. Believe me, I know. I'm really not all that far from the border.

also nonsence

[Hi no Seijin]

Ow!  You didn't have to stab me so hard! D:

[Commodore Axilon]

what is that in response to

i sure do not hope it was me because i would never do such a thing

[DW]

Yes, Commodore prefers de-limbing people more than stabbing them.

[Hi no Seijin]

It was directed towards Shika.  You just have a nasty habit of posting just a split second before I hit post.

[Commodore Axilon]

Yes, Commodore prefers de-limbing people more than stabbing them.

Yeah, stabbing is too easy.

I mean, where's the challenge?

[kamakaziplumber]

Depends on what you're trying to stab. It's significantly harder to stab someone's soul than de-limb them. I've run extensive tests.  ::)

[Hi no Seijin]

Have you tried stabbing someone through their heart by driving the knife through the toenail of their pinky toe?

[kamakaziplumber]

Of course. I said I ran extensive tests, didn't I? I don't toy around with science.

[Hi no Seijin]

Stop posting the second before I post!

[Commodore Axilon]

I don't see your results in any of the major scientific journals. Or are you afraid they wouldn't be able to hold up to peer review, hmm?

Edit: Blast, cursed by my own hubris.

[kamakaziplumber]

Please direct such questions to the Stabby Bureau of Stabbing Science for the Stabbing Impaired. I warn you, the people there can be a little trigger-happy.