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Worst Insult Ever Contest

Started by Mysterious F., June 30, 2007, 12:23:23 PM

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o0Zelda0o

Yo mamma's so fat, even dora couldn't explore her!
(Not towards any one! )

Uximadesk

Your momma is so fat that the only reason men are attracted to her is for gravity
~*Wizzrobe Clan*~
IMMA CHANGIN MAH SIGNATURE

o0Zelda0o

Yo mamma's so stupid she got locked in Wallmart and starved to death.

Aureliano

I have one involving rubber.  Can I still say it?

Jake

ur so fat :-[...you :-[...blew up

Twilight Wolf

Quote from: Colonel Aureliano Buendia on January 16, 2008, 03:13:50 PM
I have one involving rubber.  Can I still say it?
Send it to a mod and see what they think.

Yo mama so fat that when she stepped on her bathroom scale, it said "Error."
What, you expect me to say something witty?

o0Zelda0o

Yo mamma's so fat, she stood in an esculator *probably spet wrong* Pressed up, and it went down.

MagmarFire

#52
Yo mamma's so fat that when she was skydiving, someone pointed up to the sky and screamed, "METEOR!!!"



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