war w/ canada?

[Darth Wyndisis]

i was brosing the innernets and i came acrost [size=8]***THIS***[/size]  i founds it on a nother forem do u no if it tru???? if it is i think candada will declear war on us.

[Keaton]

http://invadecanada.us

[Darth Wyndisis]

so we r going 2 war w/ them???  its a good thing we nuculeared them 1st

[Keaton]

We killed the meeses.  Now they have no heave armor.

[Darth Wyndisis]

that wus a good strateejikal move on are part

[Commodore Axilon]

the last time we fought canada they burned down washinton d.c.

that was like 200 years ago

imagine what they're capable of now

they could like burn down the universe or something

[Darth Wyndisis]

iv been wachiung the news for liek an hour but they havent sed anything yet about candada the y must be wating to the end of te show so we hav 2 wach the boring news first they shudent be alowd 2 dew thaqt

[Commodore Axilon]

mang don't you know that all american television shows are just propaganda tools of the canadian government

we'll all be eating poutine slathered in maple syrup while watching hockey and listening to Rush by this time next week

[MasterKeyX]

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If we invade Canada I want to do it from underwater. We can go underneath Greenland, and pop out of the streets in Ontario or something. Then we shall strike.

Note: Stealth is not an option.

[Commodore Axilon]

that sounds pretty stealthy to me though

also Ontario is a province not a city

[DW]

Then we may require a much larger force than first thought...

[MagmarFire]

so u sai dat ontario r not hav streetz in itz?

commie

[Fishalicious]

I say we go for Hamilton, ON.

Empty. Dead empty. They wouldn't expect it.

[Commodore Axilon]

so u sai dat ontario r not hav streetz in itz?

commie

your face is a commie

[MagmarFire]

rather hav mah fayce b a commie than my intire body, liek u