My God... What's happening?

[Zelda Veteran]

So recently, weird things have been happening in our home. It all started when my sister claimed that every day when she wakes up, he clock is facing the other way. While I sort of didn't believe her, I went into her room this morning (because she had a fever the night before, and my dad told me to check on her) and her clock was in fact, facing the other way.

Now if that isn't weird, this next one is. The Pink Panther theme is playing randomly all around the house (but mostly in the downstairs area). I thought I heard it the other day, but I had my music on, so I dismissed it as my imagination. However, more recently, both my sister and I heard it crystal clear. It only happens when we're home alone though... I looked for all possible explanations, but I'm empty handed.

Now- just about a half hour ago, I was talking to my friend on the phone in my room. I wiped my hair out of my face, and when I looked at my hand, it was covered in blood. WTF?!? BLOOD! ON MY HAND! LOTS OF IT! I went to the bathroom as quickly as I could to see where I'd been cut. I liften my hair to inspect my forehead and hairline, and it was fine. Nothing. Furthermore, the blood that was DRIPPING off my hand was no longer there. It didn't even leave a stain. I told my mom and I called my friend back, and they're as dumbfounded as I am. My mom says that if it ever happens again to scream for her.

...

but come on...

"MMMOOOOOMMMMYYYYYY!!!!!"

Not cool.

Still, I'm a little shaken by all of this. Good thing I had two packs of gum on my windowsill. I chew gum when I'm nervous, or when I'm thinking hard.

[MagmarFire]

If you can, see if you can get a priest to investigate. [/repetitive suggestion]

[Takun]

Chh, we're all doomed to die of supernatural causes.

[Carpet Merchant]

If you'd like, I can preform my trademarked internet exorcism for ya. :)

[Fishalicious]

Er... in all honesty, I'm not one to immediately believe in this paranormal stuff.

But, if this is true, that's some crazzzy stuff going on. Especially because the house I'm living in is from your area. We got it because the entire house flooded when Cibilo creek flooded. If I recall correctly, someone died during that...

[HylianHero92]

First MKir, now ZV! Someone is haunting the forums!!! Who will be next?

Maybe we should all hide in the bomb shelter.

But in all seriousness, Holy Crap!!!!

[Carpet Merchant]

Here, this should be helpful.

CHAPTER III

EXORCISM OF SATAN AND THE FALLEN ANGELS

Whereas the preceding rite of exorcism is designated for a particular person,

the present one is for general use --- to combat the power of the evil spirits

over a community or locality.


P: In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit. Amen.

Prayer to St. Michael the Archangel
Saint Michael the Archangel,
Defend us in battle.
Be our protection against the wickedness and snares of the devil.
May God rebuke him, we humbly pray;
And do thou, O Prince of the heavenly host,
By the power of God,
Thrust into hell
Satan and all evil spirits
Who wander through the world
For the ruin of souls.
Amen.

St. Michael the Archangel, illustrious leader of the heavenly army, defend us in the battle against principalities and powers, against the rulers of the world of darkness and the spirit of wickedness in high places. Come to the rescue of mankind, whom God has made in His own image and likeness, and purchased from Satan's tyranny at so great a price. Holy Church venerates you as her patron and guardian. The Lord has entrusted to you the task of leading the souls of the redeemed to heavenly blessedness. Entreat the Lord of peace to cast Satan down under our feet, so as to keep him from further holding man captive and doing harm to the Church. Carry our prayers up to God's throne, that the mercy of the Lord may quickly come and lay hold of the beast, the serpent of old, Satan and his demons, casting him in chains into the abyss, so that he can no longer seduce the nations.

Exorcism

P: In the name of Jesus Christ, our Lord and God, by the intercession of Mary, spotless Virgin and Mother of God, of St. Michael the Archangel, of the blessed apostles Peter and Paul, and of all the saints, and by the authority residing in our holy ministry, we steadfastly proceed to combat the onslaught of the wily enemy.

Psalm 67(8)
May God bless us still; that the ends of the earth may revere our God.

P: God arises; His enemies are scattered, * and those who hate Him flee before Him.

All: As smoke is driven away, so are they driven; * as wax melts before the fire, so the wicked perish before God.

P: See the cross of the Lord; begone, you hostile powers!

All: The stem of David, the lion of Juda's tribe has conquered.

P: May your mercy, Lord, remain with us always.

All: For we put our whole trust in you.

We cast you out, every unclean spirit, every satanic power, every onslaught of the infernal adversary, every legion, every diabolical group and sect, in the name and by the power of our Lord Jesus Christ. We command you, begone and fly far from the Church of God, from the souls made by God in His image and redeemed by the precious blood of the divine Lamb. No longer dare, cunning serpent, to deceive the human race, to persecute God's Church, to strike God's elect and to sift them as wheat. For the Most High God commands you, He to whom you once proudly presumed yourself equal; He who wills all men to be saved and come to the knowledge of truth. God the Father commands you. God the Son commands you. God the Holy Spirit commands you. Christ, the eternal Word of God made flesh, commands you, who humbled Himself, becoming obedient even unto death, to save our race from the perdition wrought by your envy; who founded His Church upon a firm rock, declaring that the gates of hell should never prevail against her, and that He would remain with her all days, even to the end of the world. The sacred mystery of the cross commands you, along with the power of all mysteries of Christian faith. The exalted Virgin Mary, Mother of God, commands you, who in her lowliness crushed your proud head from the first moment of her Immaculate Conception. The faith of the holy apostles Peter and Paul and the other apostles commands you. The blood of martyrs and the devout prayers of all holy men and women command you.

Therefore, accursed dragon and every diabolical legion, we adjure you by the living God, by the true God, by the holy God, by God, who so loved the world that He gave His only-begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him might not perish but have everlasting life; to cease deluding human creatures and filling them with the poison of everlasting damnation; to desist from harming the Church and hampering her freedom. Begone, Satan, father and master of lies, enemy of man's welfare. Give place to Christ, in whom you found none of your works. Give way to the one, holy, catholic, and apostolic Church, which Christ Himself purchased with His blood. Bow down before God's mighty hand, tremble and flee as we call on the holy and awesome name of Jesus, before whom the denizens of hell cower, to whom the heavenly Virtues and Powers and Dominations are subject, whom the Cherubim and Seraphim praise with unending cries as they sing: Holy, holy, holy, Lord God of Sabaoth.

P: Lord, heed my prayer.

All: And let my cry be heard by you.

P: The Lord be with you.

All: May He also be with you.

Let us pray.

God of heaven and earth, God of the angels and archangels, God of the patriarchs and prophets, God of the apostles and martyrs, God of the confessors and virgins, God who have power to bestow life after death and rest after toil; for there is no other God than you, nor can there be another true God beside you, the Creator of all things visible and invisible, whose kingdom is without end; we humbly entreat your glorious majesty to deliver us by your might from every influence of the accursed spirits, from their every evil snare and deception, and to keep us from all harm; through Christ our Lord.

All: Amen.

P: From the snares of the devil.

All: Lord, deliver us.

P: That you help your Church to serve you in security and freedom.

All: We beg you to hear us.

P: That you humble the enemies of holy Church.

All: We beg you to hear us.
*CM sprinkles the surroundings with holy water*
There, that ought to do it.

[HylianHero92]

..............

Did it work?

[MagmarFire]

*clap* *clap* *clap* Bravo, CM. Bravo. :D

Here's hoping it works. And exorcisms are known to work.

[TP Zelda]

I don't know what's going on...


When I was playing the menu theme on my keyboard yesterday, I looked at the T.V. and it looked like my face was way whiter than it should be.

And one time I swear I saw a dead person in a mirror.

And last night, I thought I heard someone trying to break into the house.

'Course I might have been imagining these things...

But one time, this is strange, when I was going to go play FF:Dirge of Cerberus, there was dust on the T.V. screen...Now, this wasn't just any normal dust. It had circles of dust (it looked sort of like a football but more like an oval) and there was dust formed on the T.V. like a bat head.
All in all, it looked like a bat.
I got freaked out so badly.  :P

But yea. Who cares about me.

That'ssome dang freaky stuff.

This should go on "Fear Itself" XD

[Carpet Merchant]

*SIGH*
I'll go get my vestments.

[Fishalicious]

Looking in the TV and looking pale isn't unusual. >: And as for the bat thing, it could just be someone messing around.

Gee, this reminds me of the "possessed" Stitch doll up on eBay a few years back.

"THERE'S A FACE IN THE TV OMG"

[Keaton]

That is just so completely hardcore.  Now, I'm sure most of you didn't know this, but I'm a member of TAPS... why don't you take some pictures of the affected area and get a baseline EMF reading?

Even better yet, walk around with a digital recorder and get some EVP work done.

[TP Zelda]

Looking in the TV and looking pale isn't unusual. >: And as for the bat thing, it could just be someone messing around.

Gee, this reminds me of the "possessed" Stitch doll up on eBay a few years back.

"THERE'S A FACE IN THE TV OMG"

Dude, what the heck?

I said my face was WAY WHITER than it should have been.
Like a skeleton.
I said i was probably imagining things.
And no, the dust-bat was way too smooth to be made by someone. If someone wipes dust off of that T.V. you can see it was.

Yeah, that's what i do sometimes DHARMA :p

But nothing really happens to me bcause I'm protected.

[Fishalicious]

I didn't mean to sound like a jerk- probably shouldn't have stated things as I did. Sorry about that-I'm no poet, I often state things in a confusing way.

I've been known to doodle on random televisions, myself. I'd count it off more as a coincidence than anything else.

I believe the mind is more where ghosts come from, and that we imagine most of it-but don't get me wrong, I believe in ghosts!

And... I don't know, the possessed Stitch doll was quite creepy when I remember seeing it at first. Then I realised that a lot of it was most likely a lie and/or photoshop.