You must defeat Sheng Long to stand a chance.

[Twilight Wolf]

What are you gonna do about it, beat us up over the internet?

[Commodore Axilon]

i'm sorry i don't use the internet

i'm not a nerd

[Twilight Wolf]

Then you're either posting with your mind or forcing some nerd to post for you; either way, you're using the internet, by proxy or otherwise, so your statement falls apart.

Logics for the win!

[Commodore Axilon]

it's almost as if that was the joke !

[Twilight Wolf]

I know. I just fooled you into thinking I was being serious.

You just got double-owned.

[Commodore Axilon]

I HAVE BEEN UNDONE

[Twilight Wolf]

It's okay. Here, have a lollipop.

[Commodore Axilon]

i don't trust strangers with candy

[Twilight Wolf]

Okay, I'll just set it on the table here and you can pick it up of your own free will.

[darkphantomime]

What if it's a magic lollipop and my head starts to balloon and I start throwing up rainbows?

[Twilight Wolf]

It's just a Tootsie Pop. A blue one, at that. Nothing special or weird about it. I wouldn't want to hurt Commodore; he's one of the best members of this forum.

[darkphantomime]

What if you dipped it in LSD ? WHAT THEN ?

[Twilight Wolf]

I wouldn't want to hurt Commodore; he's one of the best members of this forum.

[Commodore Axilon]

that is so sweet

[cacturnerules]

i don't trust strangers with candy