THE ABC'S OF THE DESERT COLOSSUS

[Keaton]

inspired by Whocares' topic.

A is for Axel, who's banned from the site.
B is for banning, which ain't fun, but right.
C is for Commodore, who's worth noting twice.
D is for Davy, and all of his vice.
E is for Ezlo, who knows everything.
F is for Fiskers, who makes furry bling.
G is for Gamefreak, who makes it all go.
H is for HnS, who is such a ho.
I is for Irate, like Jordan when mad
J is for Jack, who started the fad.
K is for something, I'm just not sure what.
L is for LadyNintendo, et wot.
M is for MK, both Kirby and Key.
N is for noobs, they make me angry.
O is for Obama, better than McCain,
P is for POWER, 'CAUSE ALL FEAR MY REIGN
Q is for Quamobrem?  Quid tui tangis nocturne.
R is for Rabies and dialup, will he learn?
S is for Shika, a lovable guy.
T is for TW, pretty much super-fly.
U is for Unix, much better than Mac
V is for VD, also better than Mac.
W is for Wyndisis, ALSO better than Mac.
X is for X-ray poisoning, yep, better than Mac.
Y is for Yiddish, the language of Jews.
Z is for something, something something use.

I pictured that flowing much better than it actually did.

[DW]

I find your lack of 7 disturbing.

[darkphantomime]

I find your lack of a number of members disturbing.

[Mysterious F.]

Shouldn't Darth Wyndisis count as a D? It has nothing to do with him taking my letter, but his name starts wih a D.

The maker of this list clearly has no knowledge of the alphabet at all.

[DW]

whocares is right

he should get the 'w'

for whiner

[Commodore Axilon]

or weenie

[Mysterious F.]

No, the W should go to Waldo.

Waldo for president.  :P

[DW]

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HAHA

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HA

[Mysterious F.]

Waldo supports giving money to whale biologists.

[Commodore Axilon]

where's Waldo

i can't find Waldo

where is he

[DW]

There he is!

He's almost made it into the White House! Quickly, Palin, distract him with your sultry poses while McCain races forth on his electric wheelchair!

[Mysterious F.]

While you were shouting orders over the Internet (which means they can't hear you), Waldo found a new hiding spot.

[DW]

Good, otherwise he would have won. McCain just collapsed from heart failure.

[Commodore Axilon]

McCain invented heart failure

[Mysterious F.]

Waldo reappears only when it's good for him. This is good for him, so he's back now.

This makes Waldo both the Democrat and Republican runner. Obama was eaten by Clinton, so...