What is the avatar above you thinking?

[MagmarFire]

Rollin', rollin', rollin'... Rollin', rollin', rollin... Rollin', rollin', rollin... Rollin', rollin', rollin' RAWHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE.

[Uximadesk]

I am WHOSE avatar?!?!

[Hi no Seijin]

Hey, get off my lawn, you damn kids!  Ow! My back!

[Uximadesk]

... this would have been useful two thousand years ago...

[HylianHero92]

Alright, the plan is to sneak up behind the guards and break their neck... Dang, my dentures fell out!  ???

[Keaton]

Look at my hair.  It's more dangerous than my gun.

[The Glamour Nazi]

Can I have my PS2 now?

[Pale Dim]

Look, Zelda, I have these big eyes and cheesy smile due to my coke! I can't control it! *Snort*

[The Glamour Nazi]

I'm gonna eat this dog.

[Pale Dim]

They're coming to take me away, hoho, hehe, haha!

[The Glamour Nazi]

My friend gets snuffed aerly in the anime. (too vague to be a spoiler right?)

[Pale Dim]

Eh, whatever. (And because of that, I hold my dog in the air to remind me of him!)
Anyway...
I'mapsychoticindividualwhodesperatlyneedstobetakenawaybythemeninwhitecoats!
(If you can read that, I'll give you a cookie for reading your own thought.)

[The Glamour Nazi]

MAI COOKIE NAO!

Your avi is thinking He wants a cookie? you want a cookie doggi?

[Pale Dim]

Give me the cookies, Lt. Havoc! Or I'll do stuff to ya!

[The Glamour Nazi]

Hmmm... smells like wet dog...