Zelda Puns!

[Keaton]

Because we need another Zelda game here.  It's pretty simple, just think up funny and entertaining Zelda puns, or plays on words.  I'll start:

Sharp's Concerto in MM:  Musical Malady

See?  Simple.

[MagmarFire]

May the Triforce be with you.

[Uximadesk]

The Twilight Realm Tower of Ganon

[HylianHero92]

 All the haters still dare to say that Nintendo has a one track mind for catering to the casual market these days

[The Glamour Nazi]

Father: Mah boi. I think it's time to go inside.

Child: Squadallah I'm off!

[DarkZelda]

"Help me Link-Wan. You're my only hope!"

(Yes. I went there. haha)

[Teadrinkinglooney]

You have my sword.

And my bow.

And my HOOKSHOT!

*Gimil flies off into the distance*

WHHHEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeee.....

[Fierce Deity Link]

Those terrorists can't wait to bomb some Americans.

[Pale Dim]

*Link and Midna slowly walk into the throne room. Lightning booms outside in the distance. The head of a broken statue lays on the floor. Link and Midna stare at the stone head, then look up to see a motionless Zelda, floating inside a Triforce sculpture.*
Link: Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
Midna: (At no one) You (censored)!

[DW]

Well I've lost all hope for comedy.

[Hi no Seijin]

May the Triforce be with you.

Too obvious.

Well I've lost all hope for comedy.

Yep.

All the haters still dare to say that Nintendo has a one track mind for catering to the casual market these days

The best one here, but the pun shouldn't have been italicized and bolded, like so (see above modified quote); you shouldn't have to point out puns unless they're obscure references.

You have my sword.

And my bow.

And my HOOKSHOT!

*Gimil flies off into the distance*

WHHHEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeee.....

That's more like parody.

[Pale Dim]

Well I've lost all hope for comedy.

Hey, Excuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me.

[Uximadesk]

Even though he was Blind, he was always a head of things

[TP Zelda]

Ganon: Must, have, the precioussss...

[Pale Dim]

Ganon: My precioussss...

fix'd.

It appeared that Ganondorf might actually win the battle, and all of Hyrule would be plunged in darkness. However, that was all changed when Link pulled out...

...the Fishing rod.