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[MagmarFire]

You guys are weird.

[Keaton]

I punched a jellyfish in the eye.  They found my body two weeks later in Detroit.

[MagmarFire]

.. *takes a shot*

[Darth Wyndisis]

I drank a whole bottle of drain cleaner.  I died of explosive decompression.

[Keaton]

I mixed ammonia and bleach.

I ate myself to death.

[MagmarFire]

so wait is this like a new meme or something

[Twilight Wolf]

I divided by zero.

I am now richer than Bill Gates.

[Mysterious F.]

All joking aside, I just puked a few minutes ago, so I can just tell me day will be swell.  ::)  :'(

[Darth Wyndisis]

I climbed Mount Everest in a pair of shorts and a t-shirt.  I died of radiation poisoning.

[Twilight Wolf]

Well, duh, Mount Everest is just PULSING with radioactivity. With no protection from it I'm not surprised.

I ate two pancakes for breakfast. I died of electrocution.

[Darth Wyndisis]

I took off my space mask when I was on the moon.  I died of a drug overdose.

[Twilight Wolf]

I jumped off of a tall building. I died from flesh-eating bacteria.

[Darth Wyndisis]

I got stood by a killer bee hive for hours.  I died of a heart attack.

[MagmarFire]

I ate a jelly sandwich today.

I died of Phazon poisoning.

[Darth Wyndisis]

I changed a light bulb.  Millions of people died.