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[Hi no Seijin]

Why would I be in trouble with squirrels?  I have sniper squirrels to protect me from other squirrels.

[The Glamour Nazi]

Why would I be in trouble with squirrels?  I have sniper squirrels to protect me from other squirrels.

No, if taht was a squirrel it means the police have found your sniper squirrels.

[Darth Wyndisis]

Sniper squirrels eliminate all witnesses.

[The Glamour Nazi]

Sniper squirrels eliminate all witnesses.

So they'll even heartlessly slughter one of their own?

[Darth Wyndisis]

If it is necessary.

[Twilight Wolf]

Then wouldn't the killer have to eliminate itself since it's technically a witness, too?

The Sniper squirrels would wipe themselves out in a flash.

Actually, maybe that's why they're so expensive to hire. >_>

[Darth Wyndisis]

Well, no, that would just be silly.

[Hi no Seijin]

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Chuck, my sniper squirrels are trained to avoid police.  Even if an officer saw a sniper squirrel, all he would see is an ordinary squirrel.

Wyndisis, my sniper squirrels are never witnessed.  It's why they're sniper squirrels.

TW, not only is that silly, but my sniper squirrels are a unit I started straight from the wild myself.  I don't hire them from an outside agency.  That would just be even sillier.

[MagmarFire]

Where ARE your sniper squirrels stationed, anyway?

[Darth Wyndisis]

EVERYWHERE

[Twilight Wolf]

HnS, I guess they never told you I expressed an interest in hiring them. There was a rather pesky... issue I hoped to have them take care of. However, the "problem" eliminated itself before final arrangements could be made, so I assume they figured that since no papers got signed or anything that it wasn't official business they needed to bother you with.

[Darth Wyndisis]

Squirrels only speak one language and that is Death.

[The Glamour Nazi]

You mom spoke death last night.

ooooo burn.

[Hi no Seijin]

Where ARE your sniper squirrels stationed, anyway?

EVERYWHERE

[The Glamour Nazi]

This conversation.

It interests me.