How bout some jokes.

[daemonsage420]

They said the only meat a Priest could eat on friday was Nun. ;D

[MagmarFire]

Alright...

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
A: Nacho cheese.

[Zelda Veteran]

why is peter pan green?
If someone hit you in the peter with a pan, you would be green too!

[Hi no Seijin]

What's the friendlist level of school?
Hi school.

[Zelda Veteran]

have you guys read any good books lately?
I read a good one called spots on the wall by
Huflungpoo. :P

I read another one called under the bleechers, by
Seemore butts. :)

The last one was a good one. it was called rusty bed springs by Ipee Nightly. ;D

[Hi no Seijin]

What do trains listen with?
Engineers.

[Aero]

One day there was a border patrol officer, and he was looking out into the distance, and he saw a mexican guy riding a donkey. The guy was too far away for the border patrol guy and he looked harmless so he let the guy go. The next day the guy was back riding another donkey, and the border patrol let him in again. This happened for a couple of days, and then the border potrol guy never saw him again. A few years later,after the border patrol officer retired, he saw the mexican guy walking around. curious, the officer walks towards him and asked, "did you ever smuggle anything?" The man replies,"si". "So what did you smuggle?" asked the officer. The Mexican simply replies, "I smuggled donkeys."  

[Hi no Seijin]

This was actually said by Jake Johanson, whoever he is, but it's still funny.

A lady came up to me on the street and pointed to my suede jacket.  "You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?" she sneered.  I replied in a psychotic tone, "I didn't know there were any witnesses.  Now I'll have to kill you, too."


Here's another funny one, but I don't know if it's true or not.

One day a young vicar at St. Peter's Church in London discovered that a janitor was illiterate and fired him.

Jobless, the man invested his meager savings in a tiny tabacco shop, where he prospered, bought another, expanded and ended up with a chain of tabacco stores worth several million dollars.

One day the man's banker said, "You've done well for an illiterate, but where would you be if you could read and write?"

"Well," responded the man, "I'd be a janitor of St. Peter's Church in Neville Square."

[the killer alrappy]

what do you call a mushroom at a party?
a funguy  :D

what do you call a deer with no eyes?
no i deer  :D

[miko]

there good

[Evilbob]

U sarcastic... >:( ;D

[Howl]

There were 2 wolves in Alaska. The first one said ''Man it's cold up here'' then the other said ''O MY GOD A TALKING WOLF''
my wolf friend Snowdrift told me that one

[Darth Wyndisis]

I heard a variation of that about muffins in an oven.

[Howl]

I heard a variation of that about muffins in an oven.

I did too, and one with eggs

[Hi no Seijin]

No blond jokes, right?  If I said one, would someone take offense?