MOBLIN INVASION!

[MagmarFire]

Everyone, quick! If there were a Moblin invasion at this very second, what would you do!? ???

[Evilbob]

Join in the fun!

[Hi no Seijin]

Nothing.  My sniper squirrels would attack them.

[MagmarFire]

You guys are all geniuses! ;D

I'd kill 'em all, one-on-one thousand!

[Hi no Seijin]

Good luck.

[MagmarFire]

Thanks! ;D

Hey! Let's get our squirrels and scarabs together and destroy them! :D <-- Highlight me!

[Hi no Seijin]

Yes.  Let's.   :D (highlight for evil effect)

[MagmarFire]

General, ready the torpedoes! ;D

[Hi no Seijin]

General, prepare the canons! ;D

[Evilbob]

Can I say it? can I? can I?
NO?
I'll say it anyway.
OPEN FIRE!

[MagmarFire]

Uh, oh. My bad aim got us into a pickle. It seems I blew the heck out of the moon...

[Hi no Seijin]

That's okay.  I hit the sun with a nuke.  In ten days, it will become a red star and we'll all burn.  Except for me; I'm the Sage of Fire. ;D

[MagmarFire]

Hey, I'm resistant against fire, too! Besides, the only way for the sun to expand would be to have its hydrogen levels deplete and have it burn helium.

[Hi no Seijin]

Shhhh!!!  Don't tell  everyone!
;) ;D

[MagmarFire]

Oh, no... You didn't...! :o