tingle

[dragon lord]

he has an army of eggplants,(EEEEEEEEVIIIIIIILLLLL!!!)and an army of redeads, how you supposed to defeat that unimaginably evvil force!?!?! ???

[Mysterious F.]

Use nukes or the Triforce, I suppose.

[dragon lord]

dont forget soap!tingle is alergic to soap!(that seriously is possible)and a lawn mower for the eggplants

[MagmarFire]

Now, where's the Sea of Anti-Tingle Acid...?

[The Postman]

hmmmmmmmmmm..........naah...............

[Mysterious F.]

In Dimension-A, which is the Minish World.

[MagmarFire]

Thank you!

*in a singsongy voice* Oh, Ezloooo....!

[saria..]

Or you could shove  navi and tatl down tingle's throat. :D

[MagmarFire]

We could do both! That'd work, too! ;D

[Anju]

He's a fat 35 year old man who thinks he's a fairy!Creepy! :'(

[MasterKeyX]

C'mon, tatls not that bad...she doesnt deserve to get shoved down anyones throat (uncontrollable crying) :'( :'( :'(

[Mysterious F.]

Remember, Operation Seagull will be a success.

[MagmarFire]

Unless, of course, he goes back to Hell to regroup, as Ezlo once put it.

[Mysterious F.]

Don't worry, the Earth Core is mostly on my side, 0.0000001% not Tingle's or mine.

[ReFried ReDead]

You know you tingle haters are really weird. We all know tingle has some issues, any 35 year old man who wears green tights and tries to become a fairy isn't all there. So tell me if you met a "special" guy who had hallucinations of magic creatures would you openly hate him too?