alex's advice <3

[alex]

my emotions are not stupid!
explaining love is like...
explaining color to a blind person!

now that is hard! dont you agree?

[alical]

That was an excellent metaphor Alex
yipyip truly excellent

[alex]

i should put that on my xanga!
i think i will...

[Nabooru]

Wow guys really are clueless. j/k ;)

[Zelda Veteran]

You wont get a girl friend unless you know the tactics, and nature of girls. I have had 4 girl friends in my life. Im usually introduced by through friends. Lesson number one: Pay attention to every single conversation, and save all the E-Mails, because i guarentee you, sooner or later, they will quiz you about them. You have to know absolutely EVERYTHING! Also flirt with them every time to time. They love it! It shows them that you are still interested. Also ALWAYS look for something new, like a small trim, or new jewelry. Girls love it when you notice something new. It shows that you pay attention to them all the time. Now once you are through all of that, there is only one thing that stands in your way... HER PARENTS!! PUM BUM BUM! Luckily my Girl friend only has one parent, and she is easy going. Another thing that will really help you in a relation ship. You have to be hygenic. Girls hate stinky slobs. lol! Anothger thing. Girls love honesty. Use it as much as possible! I dont mean like be brutally honest, i mean in a polite way tell them how you really feel. although it may seem kinda gay, girls like dude who have a feminine side. It will be hard for you to understand what i meen but it will come in due time. also what really helps me is that im hot! ;D Most of all though, you have to know her personality so that you know what to avoid. I have had two girlfriends that like the fact that i have blatent disregard for my bodies well being, they like it that i risk my life 3 times a day, but i have had 2 that just want me safe. No playing chicken with choo choo trains, no going off of roof tops in a toy car, and no fights. Thats all the advise i can give you. Hope i helped ya out alex! ;) Same with you Iastreb. I dont encourage you to abuse your body like me, but use these tips. You may think im crazy but it works.

[Mysterious F.]

You're right, you're crazy, and it does work.

[Zelda Veteran]

Im a natural charmer :-\

[Gamefreak]

Ginormous wall of text.  Good advice Zelda Veteran.

[MagmarFire]

...i risk my life 3 times a day...

Wow, you're that much of a risk-taker!? :o

Anyway, nice advice, ZV, but what if I'm...flirting-impaired (Note: this is NOT hypothetical! :-[ )?

[Zelda Veteran]

lmao! what do you meen impared? ;D

[MagmarFire]

"Flirting-impaired" as in "wanting to flirt with her but can't psychologically, since I don't want to risk rejection and the sudden outburst of gossip and whatnot, as well as the fact that I haven't really done it before." *gasps for air* ;D

[Zelda Veteran]

I totally understand. You only flirt with someone you know will take it as a joke and laugh, or your gf

[MagmarFire]

You understand? Have you been in a similar situation before? :o

[Zelda Veteran]

everyone has. Now lets stop posting, so it aint convorsation posting. ;)

[alex]

wow! i didnt think it was possible for a guy to know so much about girls! (zv) i bet you could get any girl you want!