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Started by saria, August 11, 2005, 01:55:59 PM

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saria

List all your reasons why you hate tingle.
I HATE tingle because in tww he charges 398 rupees,just to say "tingle tingle koolompah" to translate a freaking map. :o In Fsa he steals  your force gems. If he is in TP  I am going to turn into the wolf and eat him ;D. He probably won't be in TP because he was probably killed by a moblin :D. So why do YOU hate tingle

Pickles

#1
 I hate Tingle for too many reasons. First of all... He's a cheap bum-face. He's extreamly UGLY and weird and in TOO MANY GAMES!!!! He makes me pay 398 Rupees, and for what? So he can do his stupid little  tingle-tingle kooloolimpah dance and so I can read A FREAKING MAP!!!!!! He says not to steal the koololimpah thing because it's his, but I'll say it all I want. He thinks he's a fairy and he should really grow up. He calls Link Mr.Fairy. If he, or anyone for that matter, called me Mr.Fairy, they'd get a slap across the face. (Mostly because I'm a girl.) He's just a bad thing, I guess. If he's in TP, I'll probally end up ripping out all of my hair and smashing the game to bits. What scares me most is that how the Japanese people don't understand why Non-Japanese people hate Tingle so much!! It's just frightning!!!! :o

saria

QuoteIf he's in TP, I'll probally end up ripping out all of my hair and smashing the game to bits. What scares me most is that how the Japanese people don't understand why Non-Japanese people hate Tingle so much!
If he was in tp I would
A) turn into the wolf and eat him :evil:
 or B) feed him to a moblin

Pickles

Quote from: saria on August 11, 2005, 05:21:38 PM

If he was in tp I would
A) turn into the wolf and eat him :evil:
 or B) feed him to a moblin

I like A) better. I'd personally NEVER eat tingle. Maybe you should give a bit of him to the moblin so he can tell you how tingle tastes before you eat him. Just in case...

saria

QuoteI like A) better. I'd personally NEVER eat tingle. Maybe you should give a bit of him to the moblin so he can tell you how tingle tastes before you eat him. Just in case...
He's probably poisonus anyway >:( .  I would go for B though.Thing i despise most about tingle is he shanghaied david jr. and made him work as his slave just to spin his freaking tower :'( !

Pickles

Poor David Jr...  *bursts into tears*  :'(  :'(  :'(  :'(

Evilslayer

I hate it when people make topics where they assume that everyone hates a certain character/game, like at another board where there's 'Why do you hate TWW/AoL?'- topics. Guess what? AoL is my favourite game and I love TWW.

As for Tingle he's just, well, misunderstood. Um, well, okay... I can't find anything to say in his defence. Just continue your Tingle-bashing, and I'm in my torture-chamber if you want to, um, borrow any of my torture-devices to, um, do experiments on him. ;D

sparklie_fairy

#7
i hate tingle just like i hate llamas!....
I HATE TINGLE!

tingle is evil and pricy!
I HATE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:(

[Mod: No double posting, please.]

ZELDANDLINK

tingle! o dont get me started he is a stuped lil elf that i just really whont to kill him.he is just a moron all he whonts u to pay 396 rubbeys and for what just for him to do tingle-tingle kooloolimpah that elf really has som problems that i just dont whont to talk to him anymore  >:(. he takes all your money and u have worked so hard to get and u dont whant to speand it and u do thats just mean and rong.thats y i hat tingle!!!

Pickles

nice speech ZELDANDLINK! I'm totally agreeing

Evilslayer

He is no where as bad as the Old Man/Woman in LoZ. He, at least, doesn't just take your money. One of the Old Men once thanked me for paying to fix his door, and then took my money.

One of the Old Women said, 'Pay me and I'll talk'. I gave her 50 rupees and all she said was, 'Boy, you're rich'. Because of that, it took even longer time before I could afford the Blue Ring. *sigh* ::)

Jack

At least the Old Ladies/Men didn't charge 398 Rupees at a time.

Darth Wyndisis

When we are all old people, there is a chance that the number 398 will show up before us.  If that ever happens to you, there will be a good chance you remember the exact significance of the number in your life, and the shock of the memory relapse will cause your heart to stop.

Blank

Tingle is "teh sex."


Juuust kidding, he's an ass.

sparklie_fairy

don't get me STARTED!
to BLOODY HELL with TINGLE!
The day i'll like him is when HELL FREEZES OVER! with
would never happen!
DAMN that elf's @$$ to HELL

okay now i'm finished...