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[Acetaeon]

Why do banks leave both doors open, yet they chain pens to the countertops?

[greeny]

u force me to to bring out my smurt side:
if a drop(s) of water leaks from the roof of a house once an hour.and evry day the number of drops multiply by 3.how many drops will have fallen by the
50thday?if the first day was a drop an hour.
there is no way u can get that right!

[Gamefreak]

Truthinite, we've established that newbyking does not like the report.  Just leave the subject alone with him.

[Rev Rabies]

he claims to know all, i must test his knowledge!

[Gamefreak]

Just drop it.  It's apparently a touchy subject between you two.

[newbkyng]

greeny, it's not smart to ask a question you din't know the answer to. If that was true I'm a freaking genius! If a train travels at 120mph and the nearest stop is 400miles away, what is the price of a donut on the snack car? OHH I'M A GENIUS!! It don't work like that.
Because banks know you can't steal anything, and so they put the least valuable things on strings to say 'HA! YOU CAN'T EVEN STEAL A PEN FROM ME!'

[Rev Rabies]

Just drop it.  It's apparently a touchy subject between you two.

I don't care if he don't like it, i'm testing his knowledge.

[newbkyng]

jesus...

[Rev Rabies]

if that is a answer to my question it's wrong, no offense.

The name of the colbert report eagle is liberty

[newbkyng]

no it wasn't, I was referring to the fact that you are being weird

[Rev Rabies]

Ok, i'm wierd all the time so it is something you will get used too, and please avoid the one worders.

[newbkyng]

Don't worry, I am.

[Rev Rabies]

Good, i don't want anyone disliking me!

Now hopefully we can get back on topic?

If you tie a coconut to a swallow will it be able to fly (all british members will get my ref.)

[newbkyng]

How big is the coconut? How big is the swallow?

[Rev Rabies]

You find that out.

I don't remember the quote exactly because sadly i've only seen the movie once, i hope to get my own copy for christmas.