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American Idol Auditions

Started by Mysterious F., January 18, 2007, 05:40:35 PM

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Mysterious F.

They are the funniest things ever!!!!!!!

bgrugby

I saw a few while I was flipping around (I do not watch American Idol) and I swear I think people just go on there to get on TV, some of those people honestly could not think they are any good.

Mysterious F.

Yeah, like all of Seattle. After seeing yesterday's episode and seeing and listening to the people there, I want to rename it "Twilight Zone".

Zelda Veteran

My favorite (and by that i mean funniest) auditions were as follows:
Chewbaca lady: She sang a song from the wizard of Oz, but made funny sounds when she sang. She sounded like Chewbaca.
Red: This majorly Irish guy, who sang in a real high pitch the entire song. I was crackin up!
Fat Lady: She got really mad, and continued singing long after they told her to stop. That made me laugh so hard!!

My real Poison team in BW2. They all have perfect natures and EV's. I went the extra distance and bred the right IV's into them. Come at me bro.

Mysterious F.

Yeah! Also, i don't think they are ever going back to Seatle again, EVER.

bgrugby

I think I saw the Fat Lady one, are you talking about the woman who kept saying she had a cold and wanted to get more chances to sing? She was so pathetic I just felt sorry for her. I also liked the one with the ugly blond haired girl whose mother was there and they both looked exactly the same and I swear I thought I was going to cry

JDog

I think that one guy, I can't remember his name, but he's the rather mean one, I think he's hilarious, with his evilness and what not.

Mysterious F.

I liked the one guy who Ryan called the biggest dork EVER. The entire I time I was yelling "DORK!" at the TV. I mean, I thought people weren't that dorky anymore, but I was seriously proven wrong. The guy with the really big monkey eyes was also funny.

Baka Nezumi

The American Idol auditions are really funny  :D. The Seattle auditions made Washington look bad, it's like they chose to show the ugly ones only.

Vaati

Even though I think it's mean to make fun of them. It is funny to watch, though.  ;D My aunt sings really bad, she sounds like a "cow getting run over by a Metra train" that' what me and my sisters say.  :D In our play we made her sign up for Ameircan Idol.

JDog

I could win american idol, I sing way better than those losers they put out, you guys should hear me.

Zelda Veteran

lmao! Thats what Red said! :P And no, Im not talking about that fat lady with a cold, I was talking about the one who looked like she had lip injections.

My real Poison team in BW2. They all have perfect natures and EV's. I went the extra distance and bred the right IV's into them. Come at me bro.

JDog

No really, I came in second in singing school district, I lost to a girl lol.

Baka Nezumi

You should of auditioned! Instead of those sob stories most people tell, you could talk about Zelda; they don't talk about video games much......
And yes I know I am a nerd  ;)

Vaati

I'm surprised those people even get that far without a family member or a friend telling them that they sing bad. If I sang bad, and I wanted to try out for American Idol, my friends would say, "Whoa there, aligator! You're gonna get laughed at with that voice!"