Confessions

[Mysterious F.]

I confess this commercial I once heard to advertise a TV show coming soon about very crappy mariages or something:

One woman: So how do you feel about men cheating on their engaged wives?

Another woman: It shouldn't happen, because it's their special special time and they should feel like the most happy happy bride on the planet since it's their special special time.

Someone please tell me what language that is in.

[Vaati]

I confess that I tried to load a video on YouTube, but it messed up.  ???

[DW]

I confess we may need to digg that and call in some professional translators...

[darkphantomime]

I confess it is in the language of... shrieking ladies that are always bridesmaids, but never brides. they have this one big misconception about marriage that it's about playing House. Yeah, they're in for a BIG shocker.

[DW]

you betcha. It's not as easy as playing house. It doesn't take two seconds to cook a gourmet meal, nor is it free to make.

[Mysterious F.]

I confess I also ate the quacks. (or ducks)

[DW]

well at least the woofs are safe. For me to eat.

[Mysterious F.]

Ummm, too late. And not to mention the caws, meows, roars, and potatoes too.

[DW]

well I call the clucks.

[Mysterious F.]

I forgot to mention squeeks. (squirrels and beavers and the like)

[DW]

what. You..ate the squirrels? I confess that for this I must kill you. Rise, Neigh Zombies! Stampede him!

[Mysterious F.]

I confess goodbye. *Runs away at the speed of light*

[DW]

I confess our team did a good job, he ran straight towards a pack of rabid roars.

[Baka Nezumi]

I confess I thought that was funny.

[Mysterious F.]

I confess you were all dreaming, and a giant Jackolantern is going to eat you asleep!