A topic that starts with a new letter.

[MasterKeyX]

Great scott, he got the F!

[Hi no Seijin]

Hello, had you not said anything, I wouldn't have taken it.

[Mysterious F.]

I wish people would stop worrying about global warming.

[Hi no Seijin]

John says don't think about it then.

[Baka Nezumi]

Kasey says that she agrees.

[Mysterious F.]

Lemony Snicket has been kidnapped!!! *Not really* !!!!!!!!

[Hi no Seijin]

Mm?  Who's she?  The girl who writes Dingberries are for dingberries, right?

[Mysterious F.]

Lemony Snicket is the writer of the 'A Series of Unfortunate Events' book series, and that is not HIS real name, but really Daniel Handler. Lemony is really the character in the series, although he was never shown during the course of events.

[Hi no Seijin]

Now you're going to modify your post so that it begins with an N.  And I know who Lemony Snicket is.  I was just being goofy.

[MasterKeyX]

Oh my gosh, Lemony was kidnapped?! But he's my uncle!

[Hi no Seijin]

Prepare a ransom then.  Not that it matters.  The owlbears will eat him anyway.

[Mysterious F.]

QUOTE: No, I want to see if any more books about the series comes out first!

[MasterKeyX]

ROOOOOOOOOAAAARRRRR!!!

[Hi no Seijin]

Stupid triceratops tried to kill me.  Thankfully, I finally learned that I can just channel a spell into my sword and attack with it in one standard action.  I will now own more often.  And if I can spare it, quick cast scorching ray before I do a shocking grasp-filled sword attack.

[MasterKeyX]

The triceratops cannot be killed with magic, he can only be killed with a broom.