Cold Dead Battlefield (Late March)

[darkphantomime]

Ready! Set! FIGHT!

[DW]

Jesus would raise an army of angels and crush Megaman, but not before Megaman shot a megablast at Mr. Rogers and killed him, then Jesus would ressurect Mr. Rogers to fight for him and then the angels and Mr. Rogers would all attack Chuck Norris, along with Jesus hurling lightning bolts. Chuck Norris wins. ;D

[JDog]

I think Jesus would out smart them all, and by that, I mean, he'd use smartness to kill them off! ;D

[MasterKeyX]

I pick Jesus, cause, well, he's Jesus. Jesus can do anything. The Bible tells me so. :P

[Commodore Axilon]

Mr. Rogers, no question.

The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.

[Gamefreak]

Darn, I was about to make an Ultimate Showdown reference.  I choose Jesus.  It'd be down to him and Chuck Norris.

[Commodore Axilon]

I'd just like to ask everyone who voted for Jesus, what kind of combat skills has the King of Kings really demonstrated? I think I would've remembered the part of the Bible where Jesus totally wtfpwnzors somebody.

[Gamefreak]

You obviously haven't read my Bible.

[darkphantomime]

Quotations, por favor.

[DW]

How about when he went into the temple and found it was turned into a marketplace, he freaked out and destroyed all the stalls and chased everyone out.

[Hi no Seijin]

Could somebody explain to me why Jesus would even fight?

[Commodore Axilon]

How about when he went into the temple and found it was turned into a marketplace, he freaked out and destroyed all the stalls and chased everyone out.

Oh, boy. He destroyed some stalls, huh? Yeah, that's terrifying.

Could somebody explain to me why Jesus would even fight?

Because he's a man's man. Just look at that beard.

[Hi no Seijin]

Because he's a man's man. Just look at that beard.

Eh, I suppose that'll do.

[MasterKeyX]

What did Jesus ever do? Hmm... well, you got me there. But he does have the power to exorcise demons from the human body. isn't that power enough? I mean, he turns WATER into a weapon against the devil.

[DW]

Plus he like can heal anything so when he got hurt he could heal himself...unless Chuck crushed his head between his thighs, which he would probably do and therefore most likely win....