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[MagmarFire]

Take the third derivative of a twice differentiable equation.  Integrate that with limits from 1 to 5.  Then add that to the integral of Newton's First Law of Motion with integrals 5 to -5.  Finally, multiple by 0.  What's the answer?

Uhh...zero?

I'm going to set fire to a block of ice surrounded by a fat dude in a green leotard with red underpants.

[Hi no Seijin]

Take the third derivative of a twice differentiable equation.  Integrate that with limits from 1 to 5.  Then add that to the integral of Newton's First Law of Motion with integrals 5 to -5.  Finally, multiple by 0.  What's the answer?

Uhh...zero?

Quite correct.  Unfortunately, that doesn't make you good at calculus, just algebra.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear.
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair.
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?

[Mysterious F.]

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[Hi no Seijin]

I was sick. :(
Now I'm not. ;D

[Evilbob]

Blood is spilling down my hand and I just now noticed that......oh, shiz, didn't realize I was posting this. I was trying to write a story in Word but I geuss I accidentally opened this.

you win! cos I can't be bothered to choose anyone else.

[Hi no Seijin]

But is the competion still on?  Because if it is, shingle ingle izzy wombat geeb jeeb.

[Evilbob]

It's not. I'll lock this topic.