New competition!

[Evilbob]

I have an idea for a cometition!
rando post of the week! the most random post made that week wins!

[MagmarFire]

Hey, good idea! ;D

Does anyone think that my head is in the shape of a toe?

[kamakaziplumber]

With on weekend time comes flabbergast tree.  ;)

[MagmarFire]

Has anyone twisted his or her liver lately or stabbed a peach with a pencil?

[Evilbob]

I call rifle!

[kamakaziplumber]

The an burrito is was for happy key!

[DarkZelda]

with buffalo grass and lemon purse shall overcome the rootbeer of India and break a house's porch with potaotes and carrots blue jam is vast and good day to you.

[Mysterious F.]

I once saw a man covered in jelly jump out a window yelling peanut butter and got punished by eating cupcakes!

[Zelda Veteran]

one bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight,
Back to back they faced eachother,
Drew thier swords and shot eachother,
The def polieceman heard the noise,
He came and shot the two dead boys,
If you dont believe me about this le,
Ask the blind man, he saw it all happen!

[Hi no Seijin]

Take the third derivative of a twice differentiable equation.  Integrate that with limits from 1 to 5.  Then add that to the integral of Newton's First Law of Motion with integrals 5 to -5.  Finally, multiple by 0.  What's the answer?

[Mysterious F.]

On September 1, 1939, Hitler's Nazi Germany attacked Poland. Two days later, Britian and France did the same. WWII in Europe began.

[Hi no Seijin]

The end is near.  A glorious reign of fire shall begin.  No amount of water can extinguish the flame.  Hey, what's that big blue thing?  The one as large as the Sun?  Is that water?  AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!  Run for your lives, you pryomaniac fools!  *dives head first into a volcano*

[Aero]

Tingle loves all of you!

[daemonsage420]

Blood is spilling down my hand and I just now noticed that......oh, shiz, didn't realize I was posting this. I was trying to write a story in Word but I geuss I accidentally opened this.

[Hi no Seijin]

Navi is dating Tatl.  No surprise that Navi's a homosexual, but I'm highly disappointed in Tatl.  I thought for sure she would be dating her brother, Tael.