My, my, what sucky grammar we have

[darkphantomime]

I think we just broke all the laws of internet server physics.

[DW]

this isn't getting weird, this has been weird...but that's why it gives me that warm fuzzy feeling!

[oh-how-unreal]

Friends
(Page/Plant)

Bright light almost blinding, black night still there shining,
I can't stop, keep on climbing, looking for what I knew.

Had a friend, she once told me, "You got love, you ain't lonely,"
Now she's gone and left me only looking for what I knew.

Mmm, I'm telling you now, The greatest thing you ever can do now,
Is trade a smile with someone who's blue now, It's very easy just...

Met a man on the roadside crying, without a friend, there's no denying,
You're incomplete, they'll be no finding looking for what you knew.

So anytime somebody needs you, don't let them down, although it grieves you,
Some day you'll need someone like they do, looking for what you knew.

Mmm, I'm telling you now, The greatest thing you ever can do now,
Is trade a smile with someone who's blue now, It's very easy just...

your all my friends

[Hi no Seijin]

Exactly. You said you only steal intangible things. You also said you didn't steal Batman's sense of humor, which is intangible. You said you stole his gadgets, which are tangible. Therefore you are wrong. Check and mate.

Don't be so quick to say checkmate.  I said I only steal intangible things from superheroes.  I never mentioned what I steal from everybody else.  Just because I ommitted the fact that I stole tangible items from everyday people and superhero wannabes doesn't mean that I don't.

[Commodore Axilon]

I think we just broke all the laws of internet server physics.

i broke your mom's internet server physics last night.

[Commodore Axilon]

Exactly. You said you only steal intangible things. You also said you didn't steal Batman's sense of humor, which is intangible. You said you stole his gadgets, which are tangible. Therefore you are wrong. Check and mate.

Don't be so quick to say checkmate.  I said I only steal intangible things from superheroes.  I never mentioned what I steal from everybody else.  Just because I ommitted the fact that I stole tangible items from everyday people and superhero wannabes doesn't mean that I don't.

but batman is a superhero

[oh-how-unreal]

Living Loving Maid (She's Just A Woman)
(Page/Plant)

With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat,
Livin', lovin', she's just a woman.
Missus cool rides out in her aged Cadillac.
Livin', lovin', she's just a woman.

*Come on, babe on the round about, ride on the merry-go-round,
We all know what your name is, so you better lay your money down.

Alimony, alimony payin' your bills,
Livin', lovin', she's just a woman.
When your conscience hits, you knock it back with pills.
Livin', lovin', she's just a woman.

* Chorus

Tellin' tall tales of how it used to be.
Livin', lovin', she's just a woman.
With the butler and the maid and the servants three.
Livin', lovin', she's just a woman.

Nobody hears a single word you say.
Livin', lovin', she's just a woman.
But you keep on talkin' till your dyin' day.
Livin', lovin', she's just a woman.

* Chorus

Livin', Lovin', She's just a woman.

[DW]

batman is no a superhero.he is a hero. he has no powers, besides extreme wealth. and no, thats not a power.

[Commodore Axilon]

batman is too a superhero my mom said

[oh-how-unreal]

Heartbreaker
(Bonham/Jones/Page/Plant)

Hey fellas, have you heard the news? You know that Annie's back in town?
It won't take long just watch and see how the fellas lay their money down.
Her style is new but the face is the same as it was so long ago,
But from her eyes, a different smile like that of one who knows.

Well, it's been ten years and maybe more since I first set eyes on you.
The best years of my life gone by, here I am alone and blue.
Some people cry and some people die by the wicked ways of love;
But I'll just keep on rollin' along with the grace of the Lord above.

People talkin' all around 'bout the way you left me flat,
I don't care what the people say, I know where their jive is at.
One thing I do have on my mind, if you can clarify please do,
It's the way you call me by another guy's name when I try to make love to you.
I try to make love but it ain't no use.

Work so hard I couldn't unwind, get some money saved;
Abuse my love a thousand times, however hard I tried.
Heartbreaker, your time has come, can't take your evil way;
Go away, Heartbreaker.


you killed batman :(

[Commodore Axilon]

you killed batman :(

Nobody can kill Batman. Not even me.

[oh-how-unreal]

well i can wish

[Commodore Axilon]

[C-3PO]Where is everybody?[/C-3PO]

[DW]

[R2-D2] WHOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!![/R2-D2]

[Hi no Seijin]

but batman is a superhero

Think about what makes a superhero.  They have superhuman powers, do they not?  As far as I know, Batman shows no superhuman powers.  He just has a ton of neat gadgets.  Nothing superhuman about that.

Now then, if we were to say Batman was a super hero, with a space between super and hero, then it becomes debatable.  Batman may be a hero to one person, a super hero to another, or a super duper hero to yet another.

I'm not saying Batman isn't a hero.  But then, I'm not saying he is one either.  Who is a hero and who is a villian is actually debatable.  There is no fine distinction between the two.  After all, in Hitler's eyes, he probably wasn't evil.